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Were loose. No, really.

The place is so influenced by the bankers who live out their squalid existence there that even their sausages have had most of their stuffing knocked out of them.

I like some of Spielberg’s films (Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler’s List, for example), but personally, I couldn’t wait for the turd-coloured, had his finger somewhere dubious, scared of cutesy little girls, space mole rat to hurry up and piss off home. Bloody illegal immigrants.

Doctor, Comedian (Beyond the Fringe, with Alan Bennett, Cook & Moore), Broadcaster (The Body in Question etc.), Theatre Director (Artistic Director of the Old Vic, directed Olivier et al), Opera Director (Glyndebourne and the Met et al), Sculptor, Author. God, what a polymath. RIP to an utter...

I'm pretty sure that my partner would say that I'm capable of looking at two things at the same time.

It’s bound to be DULL. Heckling should liven it up though...

Could you please change the musak being played while I hold? I don't like Coldplay. While I have you: My Georgian double fusee bracket clock has stopped. I cannot find the on/off switch; can you help please?

:smile: Loving this thread.

Piss off, Timmy.

The man-gobbler, also known as the football fish, manages to combine two of my favourite things in one package. She also comes with a whip which you can make use of if the situation seems propitious. It’s true that the female of the species is not much to look at, but I imagine she’s fairly low...

Were loose.

“Following several fraudulent instances, our stewards are being more vigilant this season on checking ID. Therefore, if you have purchased concession, junior or season tickets, please be prepared to provide ID on entry to all home games.”...

Mum's reaction: "Aww, they look lovely" My reaction: :facepalm:

No words that I, a total stranger, can type will ease your grief at this dreadful time, but know that I will be thinking of you and your family and send you my warmest condolences. Your son sounds like he lived as a full a life as it is possible for anyone with that debilitating condition can -...

Plus ca change...

Hmm. While there are still some one nation Tories left (a declining number given how many are not standing at this election/have been kicked out), when was the last one nation Tory government? If an ideology exists within a political party but doesn’t have the numbers to be the dominant...

I see the point you’re making - a 10% swing is very large, reducing the majority from 15k to 5k. However, look at the absolute numbers. In order for the Tory to loose (sic) his seat, the Labour candidate has to practically win every other vote - the Tory still got 49% of the vote in 2017. I...

Makes no difference how I vote, the Tory will win comfortably. Makes no difference how my partner votes, Labour will win comfortably. Makes no difference how my mother votes, the Tory will win comfortably. Makes no difference how my elder daughter votes, Labour will win comfortably. Makes no...

calling Ernest :wink: