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Just a quick big-up to everyone in the Courier and Parcel Delivery services who is grafting away like nothing has happened. I know we praise the NHS (and rightly so) but what about everyone keeping the mail and mail-order system flowing. I run a business which relies quite heavily on mail-order...

I demand a 'The Sun' version, with potato prints featuring short words and big letters in different colours.

Villa won't sack him. Football is all about money, and he's their star player and biggest playing asset. Humble apologies from the knobhead, Villa seen to be disgusted with him and fine/ban, then let todays news be tomorrows chip paper and it'll all blow over.

Glenn will still be playing when the Tortoise retires... :lolol:

I've always thought the face Bruce Willis pulls in every film he appears in looks like he's just had a small finger inserted in his anus, so for that reason I have developed a dislike for him.

I must say I've always silently raised an eyebrow whenever I've seen money being raised for equipment at hospitals, and even the NHS in general. Morally and practically, it's a good thing - no doubt, but isn't that the job of the government to buy equipment for it's own hospitals. We all pay...

Our house was originally owned by an Iraqi couple (both Doctors) and they had these little arse-shower things put by every toilet. We've always used them for blasting skid marks whilst rolling our eyes at how ridiculous they are, but they may well come in very handy.. :lolol:

Back in my late teens I used to have lock-ins in pubs in Knutsford. Always used to end up with thick curtains firmly closed, and general rowdiness. One of the landlords used to issue free drinks to anyone who rested their tits on the bar and placed an order. Sadly I was quite slim then, so...

:lolol: Made me chuckle. That's one of my all-time favourite 'easy watching' films. When he gets recognised in the stadium and someone whips out a Bank of Zamunda note is classic. I wish that could happen to me.. :lolol:

Funny how the different tips have different staff.. Eastbourne : Their staff rule book is personally signed 'Best Wishes, A. Hitler' Hailsham : Nice bunch. Don't take the p*ss and we won't get involved. I like that approach. Heathfield : You could wheel in fifteen barrels of depleted uranium...

Northerners... too tight to chuck stuff away. :lolol:

Talking of administering urine... I used to go to the 'Roxy' nightclub on the pier as a (late) teenager. We used to leave our pints at the side of the dance floor when we wandered up for a boogie to impress the ladies, and many times our pints would be missing when we came off. So, we got one...

Eastbourne based but work in a little place called Waldron (nr. Heathfield). Anywhere in between if anyone needs anything! :thumbsup:

Thank You. Final question.. If many a mickle makes a muckle, how many mickles does it take before it then becomes a muckle?

Hello, I would like to know if Corona Virus is related to Brexit or the oil price war between Russia and the UAE (which is all aimed at the USA anyway) - and if Christmas will be cancelled this year. Wibble....

Bottles of Holsten Pils... I was 16 and got served in a working mens club. Lots of them. It didn't end well for me and I woke up with my legs in my pyjama top and my arms in my pyjama bottoms, banging headache, to find my Mum and Dad had to kick the front door in to gain access to their own...

I'd go see the Albion even if I was dead.. Although I may be by the time we get our next win. :hilton:

If my dog goes Meow, he's a cat. Fact. Next question. :rock:

I'd hide in our trophy cabinet. Plenty of room and nobody would ever look there.. :lolol:

Yes, my pallet of Toilet Roll arrived this morning. I am now safe from Corona Virus as I swathe my head in fifteen layers of double-quilted. Works a charm as nobody comes near you - especially if you walk with your arms out in front of you groaning, dragging an Egyptian artefact or two behind you.