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Cue the Bee Gees gags.... :whistle:

He's got quite a way to go before he catches Prince Philip up.... :hilton:

That last, final long drag.. and 'woof' ... up goes the mask ??? "Burntchin & Hedges"

If he HAS kicked the bucket, I would have expected the bucket said "Thank You, Glorious Leader" as it landed. On another note, I bet the surgeon who performed the operation has written his will and said his goodbyes already. Poor sod. :down:

Pep looks like he's in a bloody graveyard!

I'm afraid about 75% of my wees are "lazy wees". Mainly because I use it as an excuse for some solitude and a quick check of my phone. I only do the standy-uppy when I'm in a hurry.

Whilst I believe the public are clearly pretty stupid for buying into all this and are the main culprits, I wish her well in making money out of the many idiots out there. I often wonder if we like to parade these people in the TV and Media just to make ourselves feel better... Everyone seems...

This may have already been covered elsewhere, but lets say they do restart behind closed doors... Would all Season Ticket Holders have to forfeit the cost of their match ticket in order to watch a live-stream on the telly box? ???

Probably this one? https://llamasoftarchive.org/8bitgames/attack-of-the-mutant-camels/ Edit : I should have read the post above. Sorry.. :facepalm:

How about earning some brownie points by cleaning the floor as you go? :whistle:

I'd like to drive up to Knutsford and give my Mum a massive hug. I've really missed her.

Well... I never thought Lesbian Visibility Day would bring out so many Lesbians! Get a grip Ladies and pipe down. :cheery: ( I love you all btw :love:)

I almost said that Lesbians are never any more than a couple of clicks away - so they're always pretty visible, but that would be inappropriate. Anyway, good for them. Whatever today is meant to be.

In that case I must be a Jumbo Jet... :wink:

We're on the end of the street so only have one neighbour to the left of us. She's the embodiment of Hyacinth Bucket but she's nice enough. Opposite we've got a lovely retired Geordie couple who don't really bother us, and then next to them a real bunch of retired oddballs... Bloke gets up...

Died of 'botched heart surgery' apparently.. I wouldn't like to be the surgeon, the surgeon's close family, or the surgeon's extended family right now. In fact, I'd wager anyone the surgeon has ever said 'Hello!' to will be making their way to a very dark place right now. :ohmy:

Our Cavalier (Spaniel) eats fox shit, rolls in fox shit, and would happily wear a coat made of fox shit if she could. Cat shit, no. She'd rather just chase them (then shit herself if they stop and fight). I once gave a her a slice of ham that was a couple of days out of date (but still edible)...

Scholes for me...

An ice cold can of 'K' Cider. I'd go outside and shout at seagulls but they're all in bed. :annoyed:

I've got little to add apart from my sympathies mate. Any relationships troubles are doubtless amplified in this current situation, and as much as you want to bury her under the patio I'd say what about (for now) just having your own rooms, own allotted times in the kitchen and bathroom and so...