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  1. Knocky's Nose

    [Music] Gigs / Concerts you're going to miss in 2020

    No, she has that face all Seven Days. Didn't really help matters when I shouted from the other room (in the Bo Selecta voice) - "Did you get a reeeeee-fund?" She wasn't amused.
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    [Music] Gigs / Concerts you're going to miss in 2020

    My Missus had a face like a screwed up crisp packet all day yesterday as she was due to see Craig David last night at the Brighton Centre.. :annoyed:
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    [TV] Largely Forgotten TV Personalities of the 60s, 70s and 80s

    Top work! I've just sent him a message. It was indeed Damian Grainer. The cheques only related to "Theme from Shelley" and were in Dollars from an American company... One that clearly slipped the net.
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    [TV] Largely Forgotten TV Personalities of the 60s, 70s and 80s

    I keep getting royalty cheques through to one of my rental flats for the Son of the man who wrote the theme tune to "Shelley" (sorry - after about 5 years I started opening them)... I've owned the flat for about 10 years now and I have no idea who he is. It's only about £40 a year, but it adds...
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    [News] How are you getting on with your other/better half?

    Mines a critical care nurse so she's working her arse off doing loads of 12 hour shifts. Frees me up for Netflix box sets, catching up with work and loads more. We've been together 25 years now (met when I was 24) and have always got on perfectly. I'd rather see her a bit more, but she's doing...
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    [News] Favorite CHEESE

    Roquefort. The stinkier the better! Some of the Danish Blues are good, too (and no, I don't mean films..) :rolleyes:
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    [Humour] Joke Du Jour

    The lads will still get £1.60 a week in 10p coins from the government, so it's not all bad.
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    [Albion] Tony Bloom and Paul Barber Press Conference

    How strange. The second I started playing the video I thought exactly the same. Hopefully Uncle Tony's Missus is doing all the cooking at 'Chez Bloom' and it's all healthy, low calorie stuff - and he's got a metabolism like a Greyhound - which has resulted in him having the physique of a...
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    [Drinking] How's your drinking ?

    Drinking out of boredom when I'm at home. Slow and steady, not getting drunk, but if I added up my units it'd be an 'Ale-Bingo Full House' for sure... I've injured my back quite badly and would have used this time to run, get fit and lose weight. Instead, I've been laying flat on my back most...
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    [Football] Spurs have got some front!

    Levy just seems like a horrible little knob. Always has done, in all his dealings...
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    Fatboy Slim, what a dude.

    Missus just applied for tickets. She was initially number 34,798, then 970, now it's gone blank... :shrug: Great call by Norman though. Brilliant guy.
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    [Misc] The Surreal and Unusual Lockdown photos thread

    Right... 1) Where are the taps? 2) What's behind the curtain at the end of the bath? 3) Was the banging scat/shit someone has clearly had that made the wallpaper peel? 4) What's the point having a bath if you're going to dry yourself on THAT towel? :ohmy: 5) I agree, that IS Big Narstie -...
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    [Albion] Forget the monorail and/or waterslide

    Made me laugh out loud. :lolol:
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    [Albion] Andone

    It's my understanding that not many of the players actually liked him, or am I wrong? When he left, the social media silence was deafening... If that's the case, isn't he just going to have a negative effect on the whole mood of the team?
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    [Music] Long John Baldry. Thrill is a thrill.

    Correct! That's the one I gave to her when I walked out... :hilton: Small world....... ???
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    [Music] Long John Baldry. Thrill is a thrill.

    I married one of his Nieces back in the 90's. Lasted all of 10 weeks.. We're not talking about a very tall girl (clearly runs in the family) whose name starts with "S" are we? ??? She was pretty good at pool too as they had a pool table in their lounge at home.
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    [Misc] Royal Mail, UPS, DPD, FedEx, Hermes etc - Thank You!

    You get what you pay for in this world Statto! If you want to pay £2.66 to send a small parcel from one end of the country to t'other - don't expect a white glove service! Personally, in 2 years of using Hermes not a single parcel has gone missing. Yes, they're slow - but they all get there in...
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    [Misc] Royal Mail, UPS, DPD, FedEx, Hermes etc - Thank You!

    NSC sarcasm at it's finest there. I expected nothing less. :drink: Seriously though, what if the postal and courier system just stopped dead. You'd miss those parcels lobbed over your fence with the card saying they were in a 'safe place' - believe me!!

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