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He's an unstable genius, She's as nutty as a bucket of squirrel shit. The kid will probably grow up totally normal, change his or her name, and roll his or her eyes at the pair of them. Imagine calling out for a takeaway with that name. "Hello, Pizza Stop, How may I help you?" "I'd like a...

Make a giant oxygen filled dome on the moon with 20 pitches inside it, fill it with all the Premier League squads and staff, then let them play in total isolation until all games are played. All three relegated teams get fired off in the general direction of Mars on an Ellisons coach with no...

Would home fans really congregate en-masse outside a ground which was empty, just because their team were playing inside behind closed doors - and won't be able to see them, or barely hear them, and definitely wouldn't give a toss anyway. Really? If the answer is yes, I'm afraid my faith in...

Bryan Ferry. One of my favourite 80's crooners. Voice now buggered. Last time I saw him sing I felt sad. :( Go to about 55 minutes on this video :

My Daughter is Cabin Crew for Norwegian. Or not, now... She flew on the planes, she wore the uniform, she served the company, had a norwegian air email address, but - she never worked for Norwegian anyway. She worked for a company called OSM Aviation, who are basically an agency who hire...

Spotlessly clean, super safe, amazing service, stunning hotels, great waterparks, great weather. It's all man-made, but it's impressive. I'm afraid I was born and raised on a Yorkshire council estate so I'm easily taken with shiny things. :hilton:

That'd be a night to remember... ???

Vegas Baby, then off down to Meh-Hi-Ho for a week after that. That's what we've all agreed. Aside from that, I'd like to go to Dubai again. I am, what you would call, a 'plastic' when it comes to holiday destinations... ???

I think if BHAFC charged the money, told you that you couldn't see the game and refused to refund - you'd have the biggest number of season ticket non-renewals on record. I trust the club, from top to bottom. Decent people - and supporter services are incredible. I wish every company in the...

The Siberian Miners probably 'go down' less often than Wilfy HaHa, so they could certainly teach him something... ???

What baffles me is why the parents on the bench didn't leap up and punt the f*cking monkey into outer space via its' hairy arse the second it grabbed their kid... :shrug:

Never underestimate Uncle Tony. If he wants to find some money for a bargain, he'll lay his hands on it... :drink:

I too have kept on paying my £143.33 a month, and didn't choose the payment holiday option. I trust the club to be fair and honest. I do keep staring at my Parking Permit I paid £15 for to drive and see the Arsenal game though... Not sure what'll happen to that money. Not the end of the...

Same sentiment as most people here, which I didn't expect to be honest. I thought most of you would be watching re-runs of games on Sky to get your fixes! I haven't missed the game that much, and I really thought I would. Mrs Nose asked me if I missed the footie the other day and my reply was...

Yeah - I got told that, but I'd rather pay it. Business has been pretty good during the shutdown, plus the government gave me a grant - so I think it'd be a bit off not giving them what I owe.

Like many on this thread, I've had £40 cash in my wallet for about 2 Months.. I do miss cash, but contactless is just quicker.

1970 - So Arsenal were top, Blackpool were bottom. (Division 1) Brighton were 14th in Div. 3

Her Majesties Government (I'm just about to pay my VAT bill..) Apart from that - Holidays. I've had some absolute crackers over the years, but who knows when the next one will be :shrug:

No words. This is something you would never expect to go through, nor should anyone. Thoughts and prayers with yourself and your family.

I'm another one for scrapping the season and starting again when it's safe to do so. Total reset. Start again as if it were the beginning of the 19/20 season. If ONE player dies of COVID after a hurried restart the shit will hit the fan and scatter so far and wide it'll never be forgotten...