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Has anyone asked whether Leon Best can't sleep at night because his extremities are cold?

Stocko left the field like he'd pulled his groin on Monday. He was wearing the black kit. One of those facts left me very happy. The other didn't.

If they do pension him off I hear Wigan need a new manager.

Or any indication of how much free beer we get if his guarantee doesn't come true.

You might run Leon Best close for a spot on the subs' bench.

The lesser-spotted Albion goalscorer.

Comb over.

For f%*k's sake.

Ticket's gone.

Spare ticket going for today's game - £15 - PM me.

Any mention of "Fire" gets the scarves going. :clap: Can we have a scarf-twirling smiley?

They're saying "Don't forget - if that bloody Yankee Doodle song starts we walk off!".

Three London teams down, three London teams up; please.

Three up last year, same three down this year... then maybe a straight bounce back up, yoyo-style.

JJ Burnel regrets wearing the 'Black and White' jumper for a trip to the zoo.

The leader of the Green Party knocked on my door this afternoon. I might vote for them now... unless Cameron, Miliband and Clegg come a-calling to influence my vote. F.A.R, A.G.E. shouldn't bother. I hear his team has venereal disease. At least his dog doesn't go hungry.

Better than letting it lick yours. Or so I'm guessing.

I put a tiger in my tank.

Arsenal away - £64. Bargain. I might go twice.