Your catch phrase of the season...

[Kosh]

Mine has developed into a habitual statement, completely non fact based obviously: "We never win there." My poor wife reckons I've even started to say it prior to home games. I jest of course, but this has been a season of many, many, many depressing evenings.

Any others, or is it just me?!? probably, usually is.

Kosh - Remember to ROCK it up to the MAX.

 

[Dan Aitch]

For f%*k's sake.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

This is shite

 

[Kosh]

For f%*k's sake.

That too...

I've started chanting 0-0 to the Albion before KO too... it literally don't get better than that.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Why the **** is Caskey still playing? (Not now obv)

 

[Kosh]

Actually it's a measure of how utterly desperate I've become that tonight I was thinking we need JFC back in the team, that's the answer... And then I woke up, or did I...

 

[Bruntburger]

'That's it. I'm not renewing my season ticket' to my wife on return home from every game.

 

[Kosh]

I've also found myself saying... it was only 1-0. Jesus this season has been utterly SHIT.

Undeniable.

 

[Horses Arse]

How long due you reckon untill they equalise?

 

[El Presidente]

'When did one of our strikers last score?'

 

[Kosh]

We held the lead for over 5 mins!

It wasn't a bad defeat... we we're on top...

Clutching at straws... yep.

 

[Eeyore]

"That, is an ecumenical matter.."

 

[AnotherArch]

"So-and-so something, Brighton Nil".

 

[Wrong-Direction]

"I give it 5 minutes" (after we score)

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Squad rotation...

 

[Kosh]

Squad rotation...

Aye... way, way too much, way, way too often.

 

[timbha]

Our full backs can't defend/have no pace

Calde's a great bloke but just not good enough

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

"How utterly predictable"

To be used after we've scored and then gone on to concede 10 minutes later.

 

[Kosh]

Our full backs can't defend/have no pace

Calde's a great bloke but just not good enough

I love that second one, it's my CMS one too... Jesus we're like some kind of footballing backwater charity shop... Ooooooh Craig, don't let him merchandise, but he's a great lad. Craig, Craig put yer trousers back on... great lad, great lad.

 

[Superphil]

"My God we're shit"