Where the hell is he signing that? It looks like some weird retro '70's living room with a bizarre illuminated 'K' in the corner.
Why no holding up the shirt at the training ground?
I've got to go through this next June, I'm a great one for deflecting emotion with humour, I guess it's a sort of stiff-upper-lip syndrome.
Depending on where you are welling up I'd go with something like - "It's about time you left home - Gary Lineker has asked me to take on a refugee in your...
This is a test event to show the Government that it is perfectly safe for football fans to return to games.
If people start whingeing, whining and kicking off then it will screw it up for the whole country, not just B&HA.
If you don't like the rules then don't go.
(If you feel the need to take a...
I could get a ticket now but Winker Jnr doesn't qualify until tomorrow afternoon. looks like it's going to be a nail biting morning looking at the clock!
(Old school print at home for me - will they serve nfc chips with the pies?)