[Misc] Joke du jour

[Icy Gull]

I thought my new girlfriend was the one for me, but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a French maid’s outfit, a nurses outfit and a policewoman’s outfit, I decided that if she couldn’t hold down a job, I’d finish with her.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I'd be more worried about her propensity for stealing. Not entirely sure they let you keep the uniforms in the NHS and Police.. Also her weird obsession of having a knicker drawer with no knickers but full work outfits. Think the Police uniform would be very creased.

 

[theboybilly]

You must be joking. In times like this trying to juggle three jobs and a commute to Clermont-Ferrand to boot is only something to be admired. She's a keeper. It's your loss I'm afraid

 

[Icy Gull]

Also her weird obsession of having a knicker drawer with no knickers but full work outfits..

Yeah, that was also a disappointment

 

[KZNSeagull]

Why would her uniforms be in her knicker drawer? Why are you looking in her knicker drawer? Why are you telling everyone this, unless of course you wanted to put them on but they were too small?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I thought my new girlfriend was the one for me, but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a French maid’s outfit, a nurses outfit and a policewoman’s outfit, I decided that if she couldn’t hold down a job, I’d finish with her.

Do you work in an Anne Summers stockroom ?..

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Why would her uniforms be in her knicker drawer? Why are you looking in her knicker drawer? Why are you telling everyone this, unless of course you wanted to put them on but they were too small?

And in what sense is this indeed a knicker drawer, when it contains only work clothes?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I'm still thinking about the handcuffs, warm flannel and a feather duster!

 

[bhafc99]

Could do a job?


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[Jack Straw]

And in what sense is this indeed a knicker drawer, when it contains only work clothes?

It's the draw in which she keeps all the stuff she's knicked.

 

[Gwylan]

Is she married to Mouldy Boots' mate?

 

[Sirnormangall]

If she was a french maid, I’m curious to know if she was also a nurse in France and / or in the french gendarmerie. There could be a diplomatic incident afoot.

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

I thought my new girlfriend was the one for me, but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a French maid’s outfit, a nurses outfit and a policewoman’s outfit, I decided that if she couldn’t hold down a job, I’d finish with her.

Ridiculous. Hardworking lady. Take a look at yourself.

 

[Bodian]

She must be very very old. A French maid was a term applied in the Victorian and early 20th century periods to a lady's maid of French nationality, and I don't think they're called Policewomen anymore are they, just a Police Officer?

 

[SweatyMexican]

Have some respect for key workers, just imagine role-playing in their outfits for a day.

 

[Winker]

Were they all her outfits or does she have some er.. close friends? It may be worth checking out the El Pres' video collection just to see...