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Enter your kitchen an hour before kick off to avoid the inevitable queue in the hallway and drink a bottle of Hobgoblin in lieu of Harvey's (well the Harvey's shop in Lewes is closed and Aldi's don't stock it). Watch the early game on a small TV and enter into small talk with a total stranger...

WSL?

I haven't yet voted in any of these 'In/out' polls but if we send out the reserves on Sunday without any strikers like we did against Arsenal, or leave three strikers and a creative midfielder on the bench when we were crying out for a goal like we did against Fulham then I my mind will have...

Do you give her a bone when we win? (I could probably have phrased that better :blush:)

"Whale meat again"?

He spent every one of our corners stood next to the corner flag watching Ale Mac take them. May have been better in the box waiting for the cross to come in. Unless I have missed something?

What does one have to eat to be vaginary for a month?

I voted for Warren Aspinal, that guy's reading of a game is second to none. I like the way he calls the substitutions way before the manager makes them, shame he 's not more involved in the club.

Was that Ben White's girlfriend's dad?

Lawro says 1-1 so I can't do that, sadly it's 0-2

When Dan Ashworth came here he said his job was to keep the manger in his job, well he failed with CH and he's not doing so well with GP....

At the end of the game someone in the NS shouted out "Time to go Graham", he just turned round and put his thumb up in the air. Was he thanking the fan for his contribution or just agreeing?

We're going to score more than one goal? I'll have a pint of what he's on!

12 4-1-4-3 ffs

Was she chasing the chicken?

Why would you keep omega in the medicine cupboard? It's all Greek to me.

If you follow the link on the club's email it says you need to wear a mask except when eating or drinking, or if you wish to remove it while sat in your seat. If you just open the info on the club's website it says you must wear it at all times. They need to get their message straight.

And the barman said: "Is this some sort of joke"

Marcos Painter was a left back, not a forward.

I am window 4, I will wait outside the ground and if anyone emerges before the final whistle, I will strangle them and hoist their lifeless body from the nearest lamppost. You have been warned!