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That photo shows that Maupay would run through walls for this team. I thought Rodracist was looking for a penalty, might have been better going for a goal?

Racist Dinosaurs 1 - 2 Metropolitan Elite

I can't see a Lawro prediction anywhere, he must still be in denial about us. 2-0 home win.

Are we no longer able to call a spade a spade?

An interesting fact about Zeppelins is that it took 250,000 cows to build one. Cows intestines were used to make the gas bags as they were impervious to hydrogen gas. Unfortunately for the Germans, this resulted in a shortage of bratwursts in WW1.

If social distancing is reduced to 1 metre (and there's no scientific reason not to), then every other seat could be used, allowing 15,000 in to each match.

Positives From Tonight - I didn't go

I can never predict us to lose, it would feel wrong. So if we don't give them a two goal start as per ManU & Liverpool, I'm going for a draw.

It makes you wonder how many Americans dashed off the their 'mall' to try and buy one of these? :smile:

Leicester took 90 minutes to score against Watford, I think we can hang on for a few more minutes than that.

Is that one of our board members?

I must admit I was disappointed when he was sent off, I was hoping he would be at heart of the Arsenal defence on Saturday.

Has Davy fecked about with his hair again?

Your information sheet stopped in mid sentence on page 1. For that reason I'm out.

Let's see; Portsmouth, small patch of land, dilapidated barn, worth no more than £500K? Fratton Park? Did I pass the ribald ****wittery test?

I've got plastic chairs like that, very comfortable too.

Shirley at some point we should be treated as sensible and intelligent human beings and invited to sign some sort of disclaimer - i.e. "I know that by taking over-packed public transport to a crowded sports stadium I could catch a life threatening virus, but who gives a sh1t". Type of thing. I'd...

As someone who has inherited male pattern baldness I usually go for a No.2 all over - ooer missus. I am now heading towards Coco the Clown, should I go for the double comb-over or go for a 'I may be a grey-haired old git but I still have a full head of hair under my baseball cap - check out my...

I guess I should support Schalke as I have one of their scarfs. I was posted to the fatherland in the late 70's and whilst there bought a blue and white scarf, as you do, which a local kindly told me was Schalke. This thing is indestructible and made of a knitted nylon material, I still wear it...

I believe the broadcasters have another two seasons left on their contracts? If that is so then it would make more sense to just deduct £170m from their next two payments, the clubs then wouldn't have to pay back any money - just adjust their budgets to allow for less income.