:lolol: Quite good C&G
An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we...
Whilst it is difficult to comment on the team when all I have to go on is comments on the NSC and the press, but I do wonder whether the root of the problem is that Roberts has been missed, whilst the FDM may be an excellent shot stopper it has been stated many times that he does not command...
ALL the organs of the body were having a meeting to try to decide who is in charge.
The brain said, "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all...
Gave me a laugh although it may be old
A father asks his son, now aged 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the...
May be it was the wrong choice for the thread it is very good value, yes I can afford it, the average crowd last season was 1980.
I thought it would be interesting as to the prices.
I must ask you for advise, can I afford a season ticket this year to watch Torrevieja FC it is 35.00 Euro (£22.50) but does include free away travel.
http://www.torryarmy.com/
Do you think its good value?
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping...
Now I have become Jeff Maggert "watch you Limey's"
You mentioned the Ryder Cup. What is it about your game or personality that lends yourself to the success in Match Play?
JEFF MAGGERT: I think the biggest thing about my golf game is I don't give away holes and I feel like I am a good pressure...
If you read the post written by OTLW on the other thread it does say that the pleb in the office in charge of posting had friday afternoon off, which no doubt means they would not have been posted till today.