joke du jour

[chips and gravy]

A truck driver was driving along. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol."

 

[Kryten]

 

[Dawsey]

 

[John Dorian]

i like it chips and gravy. got a laugh out of me......how sad am I ?

 

[Brighton till i die]

quality mate!

 

[seagull over spain]

Quite good C&G

An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from them twice." The Aussie impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "Well mate , in Straaaaaaaailliiaa we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice either." The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and the Australian and then say's: "In London we have so many South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."