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If my memory serves me well was a certain member of Focus DIY involved with East Preston if so it would be a miracle if they still have a ground?

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon." replies...

Easy it may be best in future that on entering the lift you should jump up and down repeatedly and should it go into free fall and you survive then let us know:lolol:

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Could almost swap Blondes for Parse Fans?

80,000 blondes meet for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus...

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A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young...

Could the position of Manager of the Ex Albion Team be Auctioned?

Does that make him inter-cours champion

If it has already been suggested I am sorry, but could we not put aside one day for all posts to pay a pound each towards the fighting fund, which could be collected by a member of the NSC. and sent as a donation from the NSC as a collective? It could be a bit of a laugh for those opposed to...

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May have been posted before. Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000...

Whilst you lean the screw driver to the side you pull upwards.

Going by the description curious if you don't have the key a screw driver that fits the slot and just lean to the side will do until you get one.

As the injury was sustained whilst under contract, I would assume that he was insured by the club in which case would the insurance have not covered his pay? Until the point where they felt he may not recover enough.

As the injury was sustained whilst under contract, I would assume that he was insured by the club in which case would the insurance have not covered his pay?

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Catch up Ritchie see the other thread