JOKE DU JOUR ..from a Seagull In Leeds

[Northstander]

Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of
tequila arguing about how tough they are.
The first mouse says, "I'm so tough I break into the
cupboard just to eat the rat poison." He slams down his tequila and
looks at the second mouse.
The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough
I run through a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back &
benchpress the killer springed trapwire." He slams down his
tequila and looks at the third mouse.
The third mouse slams down his tequila, slides off his
stool and begins walking away from the bar.
The other mice scream, "Oi! Softy!, where do you think
you're going?!
The third mouse replies, "Home to shag the cat."

 

[On the Left Wing]

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[seagull over spain]

 

[DJ NOBO]

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