Who is the worst PM ?.

[Chicken Run]

Alright, how can you re-invent a concept, when you intend for it to mean the same thing? Especially when your lot are past masters at it?

It's a figure of speach silly

 

[The Large One]

Labour government is for shirkers, lurkers and single mums, anyone who wants to achieve things through good honest toil need to vote for super Dave Cameron

Blimey, what it must be to have your political insight.

That's the sort of shit the Sun used to spew out in the mid-1980s during the days of their mindless 'looney left' campaigns. Not even they re-gurgitate that any more. Can I assume next time I see you, you will have large red framed glasses, a mullet, and rolled-up jacket sleeves?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Blimey, what it must be to have your political insight.

That's the sort of shit the Sun used to spew out in the mid-1980s during the days of their mindless 'looney left' campaigns. Not even they re-gurgitate that any more. Can I assume next time I see you, you will have large red framed glasses, a mullet, and rolled-up jacket sleeves?

You have met him then?

 

[The Large One]

It's a figure of speach silly

Slightly disfigured SPEECH, wouldn't you say?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

. Can I assume next time I see you, you will have large red framed glasses, a mullet, and rolled-up jacket sleeves?

A Timmy Mallett lookalike?

 

[aftershavedave]

You have met him then?

i haveamental picture of US fairly similar to that, add sports slacks and a sports car

 

[Man of Harveys]

Blimey, what it must be to have your political insight.

That's the sort of shit the Sun used to spew out in the mid-1980s during the days of their mindless 'looney left' campaigns. Not even they re-gurgitate that any more. Can I assume next time I see you, you will have large red framed glasses, a mullet, and rolled-up jacket sleeves?

Like Jilly Goulden, I'm getting...

....
and...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Blimey, what it must be to have your political insight.

That's the sort of shit the Sun used to spew out in the mid-1980s during the days of their mindless 'looney left' campaigns. Not even they re-gurgitate that any more. Can I assume next time I see you, you will have large red framed glasses, a mullet, and rolled-up jacket sleeves?

the mullet is out alas but I would be happy to oblige with the other fashion essentials TLO I could also lend you a copy of the inspirational Wall Street as I like to think our initials is not the only thing I have in common with Gordon Gekko.

 

[Parson Henry]

Me.

There's only one Perry Milkins!

 

[Lokki 7]

London Irish told me.

 

[Lokki 7]

I like to think our initials is not the only thing I have in common with Gordon Gekko.

You're both ****s?

 

[Parson Henry]

Language.

 

[Lokki 7]

Language.

Sorry Dad. Was only joking

 

[Parson Henry]

Sorry Dad. Was only joking

So you should be, so you should be.

Any more of that nonsense and will send you off to Boarding School again. I recall that all those floggings in the showers taught you some valuable lessons.

 

[Lokki 7]

floggings in the showers taught you some valuable lessons.

Yes. Great for my personal hygiene as I learnt to take 10 showers a day.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You're both ****s?

 

[Rookie]

Achievements
5. Cut overall crime by 35 per cent
6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools
7. Best-ever primary school results
9. Employment is at its highest level ever
11. 85,000 more nurses
12. 32,000 more doctors
13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards
15. Devolved power to Welsh Assembly
17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice
20. Record number of students in higher education
30. 800,000 children lifted out of relative poverty
39. Waiting times for operations halved
47. Cancer death rates down by 12 per cent, saving 43,000 lives

correct me if i'm wrong (and I'm sure you will) but these figures that you have quoted are based on the government figures and it is a open debate as to whether they are real or have been corrected to show things that they want.
Also not so sure about the Welsh assembly they don't really have any power making decisions. It was only made to give the Welsh people the thought they had power when the real power comes from westminster

 

[Lokki 7]

correct me if i'm wrong (and I'm sure you will) but these figures that you have quoted are based on the government figures and it is a open debate as to whether they are real or have been corrected to show things that they want.

Did you know that 64.7% of all statistics are made up?

 

[Parson Henry]

Did you know that 64.7% of all statistics are made up?

And are subjected to metric adjustments and seasonal fluctuations as well as fineline extrapolations and algorithms.

 

[Chicken Run]

20. Record number of students in higher education

Huh record number of young people looking for jobs 4 years later with no relevance to their qualifications