Who here's a WINNER?

[Meade's Ball]

Just now, a woman phoned my office and began talking about her recent hysterectomy. I was suitably embarassed, but gave nothing away with a series of comforting gravel-voiced utterings. Despite her recent tribulation, i think i managed to turn her on.

I just can't stop winning!

 

[CHAPPERS]

3 Doughnuts.

 

[Meade's Ball]

3 Doughnuts.

That's what i had on my 4-day erection.

 

[Marc]

 

[CHAPPERS]

That's what i had on my 4-day erection.

Physically? Did it all start with a game of 'Kinky Hoopla'?

 

[Easy 10]

I'm a WINNER because:

I have a beer fridge shaped like a football
I can say "I can't find the key" in German
My sperm definately works
The bridge of my nose sweats when I eat cheese
I am endearing and thoughtful
I drink wine straight out of the bottle
I go a glorious bronze colour after half an hour in the sun, without burning
I have several lifelong friends, and have picked up many more along the way
I have solar powered decorative lights in my back garden

Oh, and my username rhymes with Hen.

 

[tedebear]

I just ate a twix!! so there - stick that in your pipes and smoke it!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Physically? Did it all start with a game of 'Kinky Hoopla'?

hehe

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I am a WINNER because

I can also say "i cant find the key" in German like Easy 10
I am nearly 8 Stone and can eat as much rubbish as i like
I've been just about accepted into 2 rubbish unis just by PHONING them
i get 3 lie ins a week
i have been voted 10/10 in the hot or not votes 110 times!!
i am a daft bint
my new perfume is very sexy

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Hmmmm, what qualifies you as a winner?

I haven't seen an albion game since we beat grimsby at withdean last season.
I don't know anyone on nsc.

But....
I live in TOKYO
I work 3 minutes from SHIBUYA crossing(the COOL place in Lost in Translation)
I spend all day with giggling, GORGEOUS japanese WOMEN between the age of 18-35.
Some of the said women think i'm HANDSOME.
Some of the said women think i'm GOOD at my job.
I'm TRYING to copy the WINNERS on this thread by WRITING important seeming words in CAPITALS.
Er, Thats it.

 

[Marc]

The bridge of my nose sweats when I eat cheese

now THATS a party trick...gotta see that sometime

 

[Easy 10]

now THATS a party trick...gotta see that sometime

You bring the cheese, I'll bring the sweat

 

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

I am a WINNER because I support the Albion.

End of.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I can say "what colour is your door?" in German.

 

[Meade's Ball]

You bring the cheese, I'll bring the sweat

And i'll sell the resulting footage on the internet.

*prev*

 

[Easy 10]

And i'll sell the resulting footage on the internet.

*prev*

Perhaps we could meld it into an eroctic collage with Rebecca and the swine (although I'm not sure if there is any footage of her with the England captain).

 

[caz99]

I am a winner because

i can nearly speak fluent spanish
i went VIP in Ibiza
I have just come into some money and I am deciding what to spend it on
I have just booked my third holiday this year
My boobies are my best assets
I have made lots of new friends on NSP
I am starting my insurance qualifications which in turn will ensure I can earn even more money than I already do

 

[Meade's Ball]

Perhaps we could meld it into an eroctic collage with Rebecca and the swine (although I'm not sure if there is any footage of her with the England captain).

If you can dress sluttishly and Crabbers has a corkscrew penis, we could be onto yet another WINNER.

 

[Marc]

If you can dress sluttishly and Crabbers has a corkscrew penis, we could be onto yet another WINNER.

oh sweet jesus my secrets out

 

[CHAPPERS]

When erect does a corckscrew penis 'unravel'?