Who here's a WINNER?

[CHAPPERS]

I've WON an auction on e-Bay for a 1988 Napoli shirt

I'm WINNING an auction for a New York Islanders shirt

And i'm going to WIN a bid for a Sergio Tacchini top

I'm about to finish work for the day and head off into Brighton for the afternoon. I may choose to purchase the new Peter Kay DVD if I want because i'm making mo money at work. I'm going to buy a Big Issue 'cos I want to help someone out. Later i'm going to have a few beers with some mates, not drinking to excess, just having a couple of pints. Tomorrow i'm going to watch England WIN at the football, then i'm heading out to Brighton where i'll get into some clubs for FREE.

I've just had a good SHIT and now I feel fine.

Thanks Chappers for your inspirational, feel good, messages

You're a WINNER

Now I can be a WINNER too.

You certainly can!!

 

[aftershavedave]

I wouldn't suggest listing every Albion post-war fixture with scorers and attendance makes you a WINNER, would you THOMAS?

would be a start i reckon

 

[Pevenseagull]

In addition, within 10 minutes I will have a fantastic spanish omelette ready for my lunch.

The postman has just arrived and I have received a bottle of 15yr Bowmore as a token of thanks from one of my clients.

I am frittering away a few minutes on the intenet before taking my lunch and I may well take the afternoon off to go for some beers with some good friends (who are also winners).

 

[Simster]

I've WON an auction on e-Bay for a 1988 Napoli shirt

I'm WINNING an auction for a New York Islanders shirt

And i'm going to WIN a bid for a Sergio Tacchini top

I'm about to finish work for the day and head off into Brighton for the afternoon. I may choose to purchase the new Peter Kay DVD if I want because i'm making mo money at work. I'm going to buy a Big Issue 'cos I want to help someone out. Later i'm going to have a few beers with some mates, not drinking to excess, just having a couple of pints. Tomorrow i'm going to watch England WIN at the football, then i'm heading out to Brighton where i'll get into some clubs for FREE.

I've just had a good SHIT and now I feel fine.

Thanks Chappers for your inspirational, feel good, messages

You're a WINNER

Now I can be a WINNER too.

You're also a WINNER for posting this. Post of the day.

*WINNER*

 

[tedebear]

blimey - is this the mutual admiration society or what??

 

[Simster]

blimey - is this the mutual admiration society or what??

You'll need to do better than that if you want to be a WINNER.

 

[aftershavedave]

blimey - is this the mutual admiration society or what??

it's got a technical name too ted...it's the nsc team wank for WINNERS

 

[tedebear]

You'll need to do better than that if you want to be a WINNER.

I don't want to be a winner - I just don't feel like it today - so ner!

 

[Faldo]

Shut up NEAL, you're one of the biggest BINNERS on the face of the earth.

FACTFACT

I'm on a bit of a downer now after Robs unprovoked assault!

Maybe my lunchtime beers will increase my WINNER rating...... but I doubt it..........

*sigh*

 

[tedebear]

it's got a technical name too ted...it's the nsc team wank for WINNERS

eeeerrrrr shall I pass the kleenex now??

 

[Hungry Joe.]

We need a special Winners Enclosure so we can all parade around looking winning.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I had an erection for 4 days solid.
*win*

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I had an erection for 4 days solid.
*win*

4 days solid like it. Any Viagra or Spinach involved or was it pure unadulterated testosterone?

 

[CHAPPERS]

My WINNER status has improved 10 points, I've just eaten two jammy doughnuts and a choccy muffin and lambasted a colleague for not liking doughnuts.

 

[Meade's Ball]

4 days solid like it. Any Viagra or Spinach involved or was it pure unadulterated testosterone?

It was pure Meade's Ball. Big, hairy, manful winning. All mouth AND trousers.

Hmmm. That sounds a bit dodgy.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

It was pure Meade's Ball. Big, hairy, manful winning. All mouth AND trousers.

Hmmm. That sounds a bit dodgy.

All I can say is very well done Sir. You have chosen a suitable avatar from what I've heard of the great Sammy.

I've just said to a sexy-voiced female customer "If you come into the office I'll give you one over the counter".....WINNER!

 

[Marc]

i'm a WINNER even more now as I've eaten my FREE 6" SubWay and also a Spicy Chicken SLICE with can of Dr Pepper and the girl in the office said "you must be fit and burn alot of energy to eat so much yet be so small!"

hoping the small reference is'nt towards my genitlia....but STILL.....she thinks i'm FIT

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Impress here even more by swallowing a 12"er next week

 

[goldstone]

If you drink that much alcohol you are in fact a loser.

 

[Simster]

On the otherhand, I REMAIN a WINNER.

A colleague and I have started a collection of CDs, downloaded into a shared directory for the benefit of our team of six (and an assortment of work colleague chums).

This has gone down very well, which has intensified my WINNER status.