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Who here's a WINNER?
- Thread starter CHAPPERS
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Brixtaan
New member
Simster said:
Well tell your builders to f*** off, they've got 10 football stadiums to build.
FalmerforAll!**
NSC's Most Intelligent
CrabtreeBHA said:I am a WINNER because I have a SubWay card for a FREE 6" Meal....YUM YUM
You WIN because you have GREEN shoes
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Well, i now believe i am no longer a WINNER.
My gold medal in the Oneupmanship Olympics of 2004 has been retrieved by governing bodies who noticed i performed above my level and wore stolen publicity t-shirts as i paraded online streets with my bold socialist and cultural statements, looking to run and rule and doctor and propose and addict.
I suppose i always hoped some people would read a rotten word or two i wrote electronically and desire my nighttime narration in person. Each and every Meade's_Ball cult-obsessed wanter craving my imagined journalism as a finer alternative to the real world that rests on paper or the made-up lips of handsome men on morning news programmes. They'd buy me train tickets at first on rare occasion, these partial MBists. Once a month i'd visit each. Tell them they had pretty ears, the sort that poets loved to pierce and stud with reptilian promise and whisper. Over time, cheques and loose change would arrive by post at my unhallowed home. I'd bank them all in shoeboxes under bedding. A year or two later, with my cult fully bloomed and many following my footsteps, as goosey as those feathercapped murderers of the past, i would exchange these piles of penned wealth and buy a caravan, a speedy-inflatable balloon dribbling on it's roof. I've always wanted to just fly and be driven in the same vehicle, you see. To float from this wheeled land sometimes, and shoot some high-fliers with the bazooka i buy in American forest stores. Then land again and wave at fans of mine who'd greet me with a thumbs-up and the occasional i-like-you-moonie.
Anyway, these possibilities are no longer with us/me. I had my personality, disorder and depth stolen, laughed at in clinics, and sold to prospective buyers tired of their unchallenged selves and friendships they have time for. Always for sale in small pouches and postcards though, rather than the metal cases of well-founded security most modern humans prefer to receive things in.
So, i am no longer a WINNER. I live without self-belief or the hand-crafted garlands of the needy. I shall report back in a year's time, giving you updates, from either lonely fields in north London or the steel caravans of the sky, on how my hunt for status has gone.
Keep going WINNERS. And give her one for me.
My gold medal in the Oneupmanship Olympics of 2004 has been retrieved by governing bodies who noticed i performed above my level and wore stolen publicity t-shirts as i paraded online streets with my bold socialist and cultural statements, looking to run and rule and doctor and propose and addict.
I suppose i always hoped some people would read a rotten word or two i wrote electronically and desire my nighttime narration in person. Each and every Meade's_Ball cult-obsessed wanter craving my imagined journalism as a finer alternative to the real world that rests on paper or the made-up lips of handsome men on morning news programmes. They'd buy me train tickets at first on rare occasion, these partial MBists. Once a month i'd visit each. Tell them they had pretty ears, the sort that poets loved to pierce and stud with reptilian promise and whisper. Over time, cheques and loose change would arrive by post at my unhallowed home. I'd bank them all in shoeboxes under bedding. A year or two later, with my cult fully bloomed and many following my footsteps, as goosey as those feathercapped murderers of the past, i would exchange these piles of penned wealth and buy a caravan, a speedy-inflatable balloon dribbling on it's roof. I've always wanted to just fly and be driven in the same vehicle, you see. To float from this wheeled land sometimes, and shoot some high-fliers with the bazooka i buy in American forest stores. Then land again and wave at fans of mine who'd greet me with a thumbs-up and the occasional i-like-you-moonie.
Anyway, these possibilities are no longer with us/me. I had my personality, disorder and depth stolen, laughed at in clinics, and sold to prospective buyers tired of their unchallenged selves and friendships they have time for. Always for sale in small pouches and postcards though, rather than the metal cases of well-founded security most modern humans prefer to receive things in.
So, i am no longer a WINNER. I live without self-belief or the hand-crafted garlands of the needy. I shall report back in a year's time, giving you updates, from either lonely fields in north London or the steel caravans of the sky, on how my hunt for status has gone.
Keep going WINNERS. And give her one for me.
Morning
Who is a WINNER today?
I am
Who is a WINNER today?
I am
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Mrs Hut won a £50 Premium Bond this month
It feels like they've f***ing built the whole lot. The annoying twunts are STILL here.
:loser:
SULLY COULDNT SHOOT
Loyal2Family+Albion!
I have the perfect daughter.... WINNER
I have the most fantastic wife.... WINNER
I live in a place where the weather is always gorgeaous... WINNER
We have the holiday house from heaven.... WINNER
I have a job that lets me do the things I love doing... WINNER
I am going to be stuck in Milton Keynes for a week ın Januray for my only trip to the UK next year... AND Brighton are playing down the road the same week... SUPER WINNER.
ı THANK YOU !
I have the most fantastic wife.... WINNER
I live in a place where the weather is always gorgeaous... WINNER
We have the holiday house from heaven.... WINNER
I have a job that lets me do the things I love doing... WINNER
I am going to be stuck in Milton Keynes for a week ın Januray for my only trip to the UK next year... AND Brighton are playing down the road the same week... SUPER WINNER.
ı THANK YOU !
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- #150
Today I am a WINNER.
I shall now go home and NAP until the CRICKERS and then watch that ALL NIGHT before heading off to some BEAUTIFUL cottages in the country for the weekend with a load of MATES where I'll drink STRONGBOW constantly and on Saturday dress as a NINJA TURTLE.
And YES, of course I'm MICHELANGELO.
WINNER with a capital WIN.
I shall now go home and NAP until the CRICKERS and then watch that ALL NIGHT before heading off to some BEAUTIFUL cottages in the country for the weekend with a load of MATES where I'll drink STRONGBOW constantly and on Saturday dress as a NINJA TURTLE.
And YES, of course I'm MICHELANGELO.
WINNER with a capital WIN.
1066familyman
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Sheebo
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- Jul 13, 2003
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Jimmy Grimble
Well-known member
New BIG WINNER making a landing here.
Read it and WEEP.
1. I'm 18 years old, so have oodles more freedom and spare time than most of you fuckers.
2. I live in a PUB where loads of people who are Brighton fans and who I LOVE come to. Plus there's always fecking loads of Motown music on.
3. In the next couple of weeks I'll be booking up Isle of White festival tickets.
4. In the next couple of weeks I'll be booking up a summer holiday.
5. I've recently made several new friends who I get along with really well.
6. I've just finished watching The Office box set.
7. I support the best team in League One with the best manager outside the Prem.
8. And this is the big one - I'm going out with a 21 year old girl who's got 28E TITS, an arse like a f***ing PEACH, PINS like you can't believe and the prettiest little face. Plus she loves a SHANT and a SHAG.
RIDICULOUS WINNER
Read it and WEEP.
1. I'm 18 years old, so have oodles more freedom and spare time than most of you fuckers.
2. I live in a PUB where loads of people who are Brighton fans and who I LOVE come to. Plus there's always fecking loads of Motown music on.
3. In the next couple of weeks I'll be booking up Isle of White festival tickets.
4. In the next couple of weeks I'll be booking up a summer holiday.
5. I've recently made several new friends who I get along with really well.
6. I've just finished watching The Office box set.
7. I support the best team in League One with the best manager outside the Prem.
8. And this is the big one - I'm going out with a 21 year old girl who's got 28E TITS, an arse like a f***ing PEACH, PINS like you can't believe and the prettiest little face. Plus she loves a SHANT and a SHAG.
RIDICULOUS WINNER
hitony
Administrator
Without Pics to support item 8, I am sorry but I just can't believe items 1 to 7 .............