What would be your worst nightmare at Falmer?

[bristolseagull]

How would you know if the person was gay ?

Well its pretty easy to spot a gay at football innit.



I was only joking by the way, I don't really have a problem with gayers. In fact, I'm thinking of asking one go do a reading at my (straight) wedding...

 

[Meade's Ball]

Sometimes people are pleasantly smelly. Smelly doesn't always mean someone sat in a nappy of their own making. I voted for someone with a weak bladder. They'd be standing up every 15 minutes desperate for a squirt and muttering to their neighbour on the other side of them that it just won't bloody fix itself. I'd enjoy it for the first few games, i think, but if the infection never died i'd begin to wish they just caught something else. A weekend on the terrible squits, for instance.

 

[Giraffe]

Any fatty fatty person, can't stand them. Shouldn't be allowed in.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Any fatty fatty person, can't stand them. Shouldn't be allowed in.

That's an average gate of 4000 next season then

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Simply someone who has no idea about the game - who does not let their ignorance get in the way of expressing an opinion.

I sit near one of those at the moment - if he's anywhere near me at the new stadium we could witness our first 'accident' when he gets bumped over the front of the upper tier.

 

[saint_clark]

Piped crowd noise will probably be trialled at your place at some point (we had it for a couple of games when we first moved to St Marys). If they do, be prepared for a lot of cringing and face palming.

 

[kevtherev]

The person that has always cracked me up, is the person who slates someone all game week in week out. Then that player scores a goal and they say " ive always rated him"......pmsl....Come to think of it, ive been like that with Barnes this year, must be getting old as im sure its an age thing.

 

[BlockDpete]

I'm fairly tolerant of anyone, but I think I would get knarked at sitting next to someone who regularly turns up say 15-20 minutes into the game.

I've seen this at Withdean and I've been tempted to remind them that we did start at 3pm actually

 

[Uncle Buck]

I sit near one of those at the moment - if he's awynywhere near me at the new stadium we could witness our first 'accident' when he gets bumped over the front of the upper tier.

People at the end of your row or the row in front?

 

[NMH]

Any fatty fatty person, can't stand them. Shouldn't be allowed in.

A GINGE would be a bit crap to sit next to, because.....well, you know, they're ginger.

 

[Hungry Joe]

My worst Amex nightmare would be if I found myself sitting next to the same two moaning dullards I sit next to at Withdean and behind that unbelievably smelly bloke who goes to some home games. Anyone who's been within 20 yards of him knows who I mean.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Anybody who sits in block E will have heard/seen/smelt the crazy bloke.

He shouts out random names... "LuaLuaLua", "Newnham", "Payea"

Sometimes he thinks Adams plays, he shouts out random insults, copies what people say.

Leaves early, stinks of shit and he now brings his girlfriend along... who doesn't watch the game.

 

[Acker79]

I've had the experience of someone overspilling their seat beside me, and it wasn't pleasant. But what annoys me at the moment is the guy diagonally back several rows who is constantly yelling at the ref to "learn the rules", while spouting nonsense like offside free kicks can be taken anywhere in line with the infringement, or that you're allowed to take a throw in from further back, just not further forward. But then again I find most people annoying, especially in large crowds, so pretty much anyone next to me would be annoying.

Does anyone know if you can buy all +3 in your own name to give yourself empty seats around you?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Anybody who sits in block E will have heard/seen/smelt the crazy bloke.

He shouts out random names... "LuaLuaLua", "Newnham", "Payea"

Sometimes he thinks Adams plays, he shouts out random insults, copies what people say.

Leaves early, stinks of shit and he now brings his girlfriend along... who doesn't watch the game.

He's got a GIRLFRIEND! She must be anosmic or the biggest pervert ever.

 

[Acker79]

Anybody who sits in block E will have heard/seen/smelt the crazy bloke.

He shouts out random names... "LuaLuaLua",

Warren Aspinall sits in E block?

 

[kevtherev]

Anybody who sits in block E will have heard/seen/smelt the crazy bloke.

He shouts out random names... "LuaLuaLua", "Newnham", "Payea"

Sometimes he thinks Adams plays, he shouts out random insults, copies what people say.

Leaves early, stinks of shit and he now brings his girlfriend along... who doesn't watch the game.

Bet shes a stunner!!!!

 

[Austrian Gull]

Why no multiple voting option?

It's quite possible you could be sitting next to a six year-old cheeseburger munching, potty-mouthed, obese Chelsea fan who smells.

 

[Art Vs Science]

If i sit next to anyone that decides talking about politics at a football match is okay, i will choke them.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Piped crowd noise will probably be trialled at your place at some point (we had it for a couple of games when we first moved to St Marys). If they do, be prepared for a lot of cringing and face palming.

I had to read that twice before I believed it.
PIPED CROWD NOISE? hahaha

 

[One4the.road]

My nightmare would be sitting in my seat and realising pc balkem police box is right next to me