What would be your worst nightmare at Falmer?

[jcdenton08]

To the six people who put 'very small child' - shame on you. You'd rather have a fat piece of shit rubbing their sweaty legs against yours while scoffing a shitburger? Or someone with B.O. who can afford a season ticket at Falmer but not soap?

I love seeing kids at games - the future Albion generation being indoctrinated into the Albion way rather than getting a Chelski or Man Utd shirt because their friends do.

 

[Simster]

I already know who is sitting either side of me and in front of me, but I don't who is sat behind me so the worst nightmare would be someone who talks all the time but doesn't have a f***ing clue.

 

[Foolg]

Someone with a rattle

Exactly what i was about to type, that was the most annoying individual i've ever met at a football match, ever, and we had to put up with him every single week.
Not only was it the rattle, it was his teenage son constantly whinging and telling his dad to "f*** off", or jacking off to his mate whilest telling him about his record breaking kill streak on call of duty the night before.

 

[Everest]

but I don't who is sat behind me so the worst nightmare would be someone who talks all the time but doesn't have a f***ing clue.

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Hove Born & Bred

 

[8ace]

:vuvu2:

 

[Gully]

It has to be someone who smells, I can pretty much tolerate the rest...I might be tempted to get into the ground before them and leave a bar of soap some shower gel and deodorant on their seat as a subtle clue...I am betting that if they honk that bad I won't be the only person who notices it.

 

[tonymgc]

Being sat next to either out of tune kid from H block or that annoying tosser who sat there slagging off Wood constantly, Commentated on the game like a cliche commentator & repeatedly called Kish 'The kish'.
Loved it when BG87 gave him both barrels

 

[Barry Izbak]

I was fully expecting a list of NSC names to be the subject of the poll

 

[METALMICKY]

harsh

But bloody fair. Obsessed with wanting us to just lump it forward.

 

[Fef]

Some newbie, who hasn't seen Albion play for years (if at all), who keeps yelling "go on, 'oof it forward" for the first half of the season, and keeps boasting that some geezer at work got him his season ticket 'cos he's a P1.

 

[The Wookiee]

Lack of atmosphere

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Hove Born & Bred

You'll be lucky.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Rookie already named him in post 4

I think that was the large loud mouth. Amazing how I have hardly been on here much in months but still appear to be everyone’s favourite.

For the record I intend to sit with the lovely people I have become friends with over the last 11 years at Withdean, on the Saturdays I use my season ticket and with like minded Brightonians when I take up my 1901 seat.

Sadly my nightmare would be a non Brightonian with no real knowledge of affection for the TOWN, the kind who once told me at the Withdean he got the bus past the SIX dials.

 

[Gwylan]

To the six people who put 'very small child' - shame on you. You'd rather have a fat piece of shit rubbing their sweaty legs against yours while scoffing a shitburger? Or someone with B.O. who can afford a season ticket at Falmer but not soap?

I love seeing kids at games - the future Albion generation being indoctrinated into the Albion way rather than getting a Chelski or Man Utd shirt because their friends do.

This many times over. I'll be sat with one of my kids - they're already hearing the names Chelsea and Man U at school (not to mention Mrs G's family trying to persuade them to follow Millwall) and I see Falmer as a wonderful opportunity to indoctrinate them - hell, it will be like the Jesuits ... without the beatings.

Personally, I don't want to be sat next to someone yelling "Lump it forward" or "Give it some leather" every time the ball is passed between Ankergren, El-Abd and Greer.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Helter by the sounds of things...

Especially if he suggests a game of poker

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Especially if he suggests a game of poker

It's bad enough being sat next to him in a virtual game, so I could only imagine.............

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Simply someone who has no idea about the game - who does not let their ignorance get in the way of expressing an opinion.

 

[R. Slicker]

Helter by the sounds of things...

Don't give him your mobile number if you like your sleep!

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

It's bad enough being sat next to him in a virtual game, so I could only imagine.............

Only reason I didnt get my wife and daughter a season ticket