Things That will happen this season.

[Wilka]

Leon Knight will score loads of goals for Swansea with the same thread starting on NSC after each goal he scores saying how silly we were to let him go.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Leon Knight will score loads of goals for Swansea with the same thread starting on NSC after each goal he scores saying silly we were to let him go.

An equal number of threads will respond saying his 27 goals are not worth putting up with his attitude for.

 

[Dandyman]

Chievo will lift a European Trophy.

Sepp Blatter will condemn the Spanish for their racist behaviour and monkey chants, followed by a fine of £99.99.

£9.99

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Leon Knight will score loads of goals for Swansea with the same thread starting on NSC after each goal he scores saying silly we were to let him go.

After each hat-trick.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

After Saturday game there will be a thread on Magoo In or Out Poll.

 

[Dandyman]

People will complain about the ticket allocation for a cup game. The following week we will play an away game in the north and 52 people and a goat will turn up.

 

[Braders]

I will be arrested for rape.

twice.

 

[Les Biehn]

Ernest will reveal himself to be DK, LI with unmask himself as MM and it turns Kinky is Leon Knights white boy lover.

 

[Braders]

After Saturday game there will be a thread on Magoo In or Out Poll.

After Tuesdays game there will be a Magoo In or Out Poll.

 

[Uncle Buck]

McGhee will offer a pensioner out at Withdean.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Mcghee will be escorted by Stewards after the whole of the South Stand start throwing food at him, after we've been raped by Gillingham on Tuesday.

 

[Silent Bob]

Charlie "bites yer legs" Oatway relishing the home fixture on Dec 5th when retribution will be inflicted on a certain small tosser playing for Swansea.

What's he gonna do? Batter him with his crutches?

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

McGhee will offer a pensioner out at Withdean.

Magoo will also offer a toddler out at Withers.

 

[Uncle Buck]

McGhee's cream suit trousers will splitt whilst he is kicking the dug out.

 

[Wilka]

What's he gonna do? Batter him with his crutches?

Sounds good to me!

 

[Trigger]

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink will be charged with improper conduct by the FA over claims made in his autobiography.

Meanwhile McGhee will also blame Hasselbaink's autobiography for our opening defeat at Rotherham.

 

[Silent Bob]

McGhee's cream suit trousers will splitt whilst he is kicking the dug out.

London Irish will offer to stand close behind him, to protect him from embarassment.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

NSC will go down when the Falmer decision is announced.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

My liver gives up the ghost completely and I am forced to go into rehab with Judy Finnegan, Gazza and HRH P Canning.

 

[Trigger]

McGhee will blame the Cardinal for farting in block D and causing the ball go in our net.