Things That will happen this season.

[Kinky Gerbil]

Mcghee will be looking for target man at end of jan transfer window

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

McGhee will blame the referee.

McGhee will blame the pitch (which will be the same for both sides).

I felt we played really well, for 85 minutes we won the game. It was only the ref creating a 2mm divot 45 yards out that caused the lads shot to go in.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

mcghee "that wasn't a game we'd targeted as a win anyway"

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Sir Alex will complain that Chelsea are ruining football by buying players at stupid prices. AGAIN.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

McGhee will be ordered from the dugout for launching a karate kick into E Block

The January transfer window will come and go with much feverish discussion on NSC and zero in the way of signings

LDC solicitor will throw a sickie the eve of the High court Hearing

Hammond will be sent off on multiple occasions for flouncing

Doug Loft will be quietly shipped out to Aldershot

The Albion will be drawn against Kingstonians in the first round of the FA Cup, will succumb 1-0 which will leave the club free to concentrate on the Johnstone's Paint Pot


Bring. It. On.

 

[Rusco]

Yorkie will make a return to NSC and hear nothing said against the club, McGhee or god

Lord Bracknell will soon be sitting in LDC chambers

Ian Hart will come out saying that someone in the club tried to get him sacked from his time on SCR

Dwayne / LI will kiss and make up

.... and after a few beers one of Meades Ball posts started to make sense

 

[Uncle Buck]

McGhee will blame the leaves on the pitch at Withdean in November (actually he will be gone by then).

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

LI will claiming the 2 4 4 formation was a good idea.

 

[withdeanwombat]

On Sky,Andy Gray will say,"He should have chested it down rather than head it",or"He should have headed it rather than chest it."

In England this is called hindsight.In Scotland,infallibility.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

One slight upset probably Middlesborough drawing 0-0 away to Southend, or high scoring game, Man City beating Newcastle 4-3 will John Motson banging on about recapturing the magic of the cup.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

TV Pundits will cream over Lampard.

 

[Uncle Buck]

McGhee will blame Bob Booker.

 

[Trigger]

McGhee will say we played very well and he was proud of the lads for the 5-0 defeat at Yeovil, if it wasn't for the light breeze we'd have won.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Mcghee will be asked for his tactics and offer the asker a tictac.

 

[Uncle Buck]

McGhee will fall out with Gully.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The Tannoy in the South Stand will inflict tinnitus on yet more unsuspecting victims.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Gully will walk home from Yeovil

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Gully will satart at least 3 games

 

[Trigger]

McGhee will fall out with the fans behind the home dugout giving him abuse, naturally it was the fans fault we lost despite the fact we were 4-0 down at the time.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Gully will shit on McGhee.