Things That will happen this season.

[Trigger]

There will be several streakers during the course of the season at Withdean, one of which will go on to be blamed for the 3-0 home defeat by Scunthorpe after sticking his bottom in McGhee's face.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Portsmouth, having aimed for the likes of Wright-Phillips and Ronaldinho, will then shatter the hopes of their fans by reverting to type and tying up deals for a load of lumbering giant Greek and Serbo-Croat strikers you've never heard of.

When they prove to be shit beyond belief, cheeky 'Arry will blame someone else for their signing, citing boardroom interference an d saying he didn't want them anyway, before resigning dramatically, becoming West Ham manager for three months, and then quitting to return to Fratton Park, claiming his heart was always there in the first place.

 

[Les Biehn]

Good call. Our Adam is one of about one players with the pace to catch him, and the balls to smash him to pieces. Go El-Abd

I reckon Hinsh, Lynch or Hart might give him a munch also. Still nothing that would compare to El-Abds tackle. And one of his crunchers.

*Les passes out yawning at his own innuendos*

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Les and myself are found spit roasting toad and munkfish at Bristol.

 

[Uncle Buck]

McGhee will blame the position of the moon and stars for everything...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Mcghee will appear on Trisha for Depression problems, he will blame it on someone else.

 

[Les Biehn]

Les and myself are found spit roasting toad and munkfish at Bristol.

I will be to busy getting roasted by Hinsh and El-Abd.

 

[hitony]

Turienzo will score 30 goals in SERIE A.

Nobody will score 30 goals for Brighton and Hove Albion.

So when did we sign this striker called "NOBODY" ? i cant wait to see him play if you reckon hes gonna score 30 goals this season, he must be good

 

[Uncle Buck]

The Fatty Taxman will get drunk.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Des Lynam will have a number one hits with "I'm too sexy...." - downloaded 2,381 times by Looney.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Piers will get love from a man if he likes it or not....

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Dick Knight will dance on the centre circle to I'm to sexy for my shirt. Or he might dance to I'm horny.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I will be arrested for rape.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Liverpool and Chelsea will get into some kind of ruck in a game, which will end up with Liverpool taking the moral high ground as usual.

Arsenal will fail to win a couple of early games at the Emirates Stadium, which will result in Thierry Henry complaining that it doesn't have the same red hot atmosphere which Highbury was renowned for


A Reading fan will be quoted in FourFourTwo's season preview as saying "God help the likes of Drogba when they come to the Madejski", implying that he will wilt before the vicious, seething atmosphere.

Oh hang on, that already happened
I bet Drogba is shitting bricks...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Charlie "bites yer legs" Oatway relishing the home fixture on Dec 5th when retribution will be inflicted on a certain small tosser playing for Swansea.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Ernest will kiss DK Arse.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Oatway retires

 

[Uncle Buck]

Cheese will be thrown at a steward.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Gully will be attacked by Leon Knight.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

The Full Harris will knock Kaney out