Things That will happen this season.

[Les Biehn]

After months of deliberation it is revealled that Chippy's real name is Jane. She has been living under her assumed identity for over ten years, following such manly pursuits as caravaning and antiques despite a great loathing for both. However these sacrifices allowed her to play professional football for the team she has always loved. Having outed herself she will have to quit football but can move into a house with long time lover and bowling enthusiast Robert 'Big Bob' Booker.

 

[Trigger]

McGhee will blame the players and say the are still gelling despite hardly an signings.

 

[Silent Bob]

looney will be arrested for waving his penis at traffic.

 

[Les Biehn]

looney will be arrested for waving his penis at traffic.

Silent Bob will be arrested for waving Looney's penis at traffic.

 

[Dandyman]

The Taxman will wake up on a small fishing boat in a Norwegian fjord after the Albion play Bradford away.

 

[Dandyman]

Silent Bob will be arrested for waving Looney's penis at traffic.

A penis will be arrested for waving at Looney.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Derek Chapman will sue someone for implying that he was involved in a dodgy deal with Jabba.

 

[Les Biehn]

A penis will be arrested for waving at Looney.

A penis called Looney will be arrested.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

The Taxman will wake up in Aberdeen after playing Brentford at home.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Ray bloom will offer to buy DK's remaining shareholding, knock down the sportsman, turn the ground 90 degrees and redevelop withdean into a 25, 000 half seater and half terracing stadium.

The bridge will be widened allowing many more thosands of people through.

 

[Silent Bob]

Silent Bob will be arrested for waving Looney's penis at traffic.

Les Biehn will be arrested for waving his penis around in looney.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

We will lose three games win one away 1-0 and draw 4 0-0 .......the MM outers will rejoice when the managers resigns after being attacked by some home fans and Bob Booker will take tempory charge for the rest of the season! we win just two more games before getting relegated with our lowest ever points total! BB complains that attracting players to the Withdean is almost impossible and Dick Knight complains attracting the right manager to the Withdean is almost impossible! Dean Wilkins resigns stating he has been approached by a south london rival and has accepted the role of youth developement manager and he never considered managing The Albion and he realy liked playing with the Kids. Attendances will drop to an average of 3500 and there will be calls for the Board to be sacked. Falmer becomes a distant memory as DK resigns stating he has had enough of all the fans moaning................................................no new signings are made by BB in the pre-season, we lose our first friendly to Havant and Waterlooville 6-0
Some of the fans blame MM










SEE THINGS AIN'T THAT BAD YOU WANKERS ..........(yet?)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ray bloom will offer to buy DK's remaining shareholding, knock down the sportsman, turn the ground 90 degrees and redevelop withdean into a 25, 000 half seater and half terracing stadium.

The bridge will be widened allowing many more thosands of people through.

..and on hearing that decision, the old bloke who lives above the ground and complains abouve everything keels over with heart failure...

 

[Uncle Buck]

McGhee's little car will be clamped after he parks it on the running track during one game.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Mcghee will be unveiled as Gully.

 

[Les Biehn]

Les Biehn will be arrested for waving his penis around in looney.

Silent Bob will be arrested for being the third member of this unholy chocolate train as he waves Les Biehn around using his penis.

 

[Dandyman]

The Taxman will wake up in Aberdeen after playing Brentford at home.

The Taxman will be signed as Aberdeen's new centre forward.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

The Taxman will be signed as Aberdeen's new centre forward.

And be laoned to Brighton as 'one for the future'.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Tank will unfortunately retire and bring out his autobiography and make a fortune as we hear the real secrets under MM management.

Ice Baths
Steel ruler over the knuckles
and the way he would not let the squad collect £200 quid when they pass go at Monopoly!!

Bast*rd.

 

[Dandyman]

And be laoned to Brighton as 'one for the future'.

But will fall out with MM after discovering that 'Bow is not allowed in the dressing rooms.