The official NSC Swine Fever watch

[Brighton Breezy]

TN34

I've come out in a naster RASHer...

Im going to rub some OINKment on it.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

All this talk of swine flu is such a BOAR.

 

[Muzzman]

I've just released my morning slurry which had the consistency of clotted cream, should I be worried?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Ham! Why did I ever buy HAM for today's supper? All doomed here in BN8.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

We need more updates from EAST of the county.

Chop, chop.

 

[Titanic]

I made a pig of myself this morning with a handsome breakfast bap... I'm worried that I am doomed

 

[The Large One]

Jade Goody now confirmed dead.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I feel ill but I need to stay at work to bring home the bacon...

 

[bristolseagull]

BN3

i am dead, and so are all my neighbours

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Am I the only one who thinks that until the Mexican Government tells us that Speedy Gonzales has caught swine flu, that this is nothing more than an overeaction

Stay safe speedy

 

[Bozza]

BS49 - it's now very, very close.

 

[Everest]

BN42

Had gammon for dinner. Sneezed just a few minutes ago, and just yawned.

I'd like to say it's been nice knowing you...





















but I can't.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

DN34 Had bacon sausage eggs chips for dinner. Still have a sore throat and sniffly nose from last Saturday. Keep well away from the Albion fan who is flying back to watch the game tomorrow from MEXICO.

 

[SUIYHP]

BN1 walked past a pig wearing a sombrero today

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Do You Have Swine Flu?

 

[throbinson]

Won a holiday to Mexico the other day, carnt go i'm pig sick!

 

[Giraffe]

Time to resurrect the official thread me thinks!!!!!!!!

 

[Garage_Doors]

Both Rudyard Kipling and Longhill schools in Woodingdean have confirmed cases.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Had results of my nose swab 5 mins ago...

Swine flu it is.

Not pleasant I tell ee'

 

[Deleted User X18H]

One good thing will come out of this never again will any pathetic pratt ring the office/workplace and say ' oh hi (sniff) I won't be in today(cough) I am a bit fluie!!

NO YOU HAVE A MODERATE TO BAD COLD