The official NSC Swine Fever watch

[Giraffe]

It's ok, I'm typing with a facemask on.

A sensible precaution. I am hoping the club will be selling blue and white striped versions on Saturday so that we can attend the match.

 

[JJ McClure]

A sensible precaution. I am hoping the club will be selling blue and white striped versions on Saturday so that we can attend the match.

They'll probably give them out free to the away end

 

[Mellotron]

BN11 -

Had fajitas for dinner last night. One of my tonsils feels a bit weird.

 

[DIFFBROOK]

All quiet in LS22. However, seeing as my job is working at the Dept of Health advising on NHS treatment for Overseas Visitors, then I guess its only a matter of time. Just coughed as I typed. If you dont hear from me in 2 hours, fear the worst, go home, lock your doors and dont open it to anyone for 6 months.

 

[The Large One]

BN1

I've had to burn my England 1970 shirt.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

BN41 UPDATE -


I just looked at the following picture. It's been nice knowing you all..

 

[Taybha]

Bn3 it wont dare raise its head in hove! duz it know who we are? ive got some oinkment for trips to brighton

 

[Mrs Coach]

BN10

I'm helping deliver my friends baby soon. She's been to Mexico loads of times. I'm afraid the placenta will come out fizzing green and oinking, and I'll have a Captain Kirk moment, caught up in a dilema about the prime directive.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

BN8

My son went to Acapulco 12 months ago and I was in his pub only yesterday. I now have aching shoulders and almost sneezed this morning.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

SS9

Essex has declared a public health emergency and has blocked the QE2 Bridge and dartford Tunnel with piles of furry dice and body piercing equipment.

 

[Badger]

BN2

I had quite a bad headache on Saturday morning which I'm not convinced was entirely caused by the 8 pints the night before. I got back from USA only 4 weeks ago.

 

[surrey jim]

BN88

Im fine - never felt better thanx, oh and I've never been to Mexico

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

BN44

Watching the 1970 World Cup Quarter-Final at Leon in Mexico from my sitting room I got a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. I still get it on occasions watching the Albion. I am expecting to feel it again this weekend. Be afraid.

 

[patchamalbion]

BS8-i am nearer to Mexico than you bn1'ers and am therefore shitting myself! infact i just sneezed and it felt a tad mexican

 

[Husty]

BN41 UPDATE -


I just looked at the following picture. It's been nice knowing you all..

i was about to post something very similar, wont bother now, i hear they may have to cancel saturday because they are worried about people flying in from abroadd to watch the game and giving us all swine fever

 

[The Large One]

BN1 UPDATE

Dig in the Ribs has been assassinated as a precaution.

 

[Trufflehound]

H1N1

Should I be worried?

 

[The Large One]

The following have been quarantined, just in case...

Quentin Hogg
Alexandra Pigg
Kevin Bacon
Pork Si-Jung
Derek and Rodney Trotter

 

[The Large One]

H1N1

Hit. That's the battleship sunk.

 

[newhaven seagull 85]

bn8 ,i took a delivery of mexican beer yesterday. wiil i make it to the weekend.