The official NSC Swine Fever watch

[Barrel of Fun]

So how come there has been an outbreak in Israel ? surely thats difficult to achieve ?

Post no. 621 and 633.

A world without America - Page 16 - North Stand Chat

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I drove past a Mexican restaurant today, although the car windows were firmly closed and I held my breath to avoid being contaminated by the aroma of chille. As a precaution I am quaranteeing myself for the next three months. However it might all be too late as I sneezed in the car park...... nurse.........

 

[Mendoza]

 

[NMH]

I do not have this flu, yet.

Discuss

 

[Cian]

D24

I had a fry up this morning. I've got a slightly stuffed up feeling and those blocked ears you get when a cold is brewing up.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

No flu in Leek !

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Hang on Max Clifford is calling.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

BN2

I've had flu last four days. Hope it's not swine flu!

 

[Nottseagull]

MX1
You taking de peesse out of deese sufferers, gringos?

It's incredible the knowledge base of NSC..... I doff my hat

I also find the knowledge of NSC pretty base at times....

 

[Trufflehound]

does wardy still have that mucho grande tash?

I don't think he'll ever get over Macho Grande.











I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... My training is in psychiatry.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Is it safe to eat Doritos ?.

 

[Withnail]

LN6 - Lincolnshire is a barren scene of devestation with the locals wandering around like zombies, barely able to string a sentence together.
Still no sign of swine flu though.

 

[Uncle C]

Has anyone stopped posting today?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Is it safe to eat Doritos ?.

What an absurd question. Ofcourse not!

 

[Uncle C]

This nasty case of flu spotted in Herts

 

[shoreham moonraker]

BN43

i went for lunch at los cantina in kensington gardens yesterday but it had been shut down by so called "baliffs". Is there an undercover plot by the department of health to shut all authentic mexican establishments?

 

[drew]

Get to the shops quick, there is panic buying for cured ham!!!!

 

[Giraffe]

The Government will be mailing Sussex soon as they have heard of the mass outbreak.

Police and Health officials currently in discussions about Saturday's sell out crowd. Suggestion is that at the start of the game everyone will be asked to hold their breath. In the event of a goal, hugging and kissing will be strictly prohibited.

 

[Bozza]

BS49

Have gone from 'absolutely fine' to 'very, very snuffly' in the space of an hour. Seriously.