The Bar Is Open

[Basil Fawlty]

Vodka Martini shaken not stirred?

 

[Beach Hut]

Cheers! HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


























































































Ah, that was good. Any more?

You're my best mate you are. *Buuuuuuurrrrpppp* Oh, excuse me.

One more for the road Sir ?

 

[Beach Hut]

Vodka Martini shaken not stirred?

OK James, in the bedroom or the bar ?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

OK James, in the bedroom or the bar ?

In the bar please.

 

[Beach Hut]

In the bar please.

OK there you are then

 

[The Large One]

One more for the road Sir ?

No, Godammit. For me. For ME.

Thank you vair much indeeeeeed.

Cheers, good health, and all those who sail in her. Like my bloody wife. **bbbuuuurrrpp** Bitch.



See, thassthe problem with his country. Utter shite. Errethings bollks. No sense of modsseration. Wimmin drinky pint. Bloody pints. Pints iszz a MAN'S dwink. I telln you, they gottoo *bbbuuurrpp* binge, then show off their arrrrsses. Bunch a bitchizz.

OI BITCHIZZ, DYA LIKE FROOT. WELL, SUCK ON MA COCK - ISSA PEACH...



Oohhh, So sorr. Bad pint. Mussa bin.

Night nigh Beachy dahlin...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Tia Maria and a pineapple juice, please Beachy.

 

[Beach Hut]

Tia Maria and a pineapple juice, please Beachy.

OK James, not your usual but there you go.

Is Miss Moneypenny joining you tonight ?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

OK James, not your usual but there you go.

Is Miss Moneypenny joining you tonight ?

Yes she is joining me tonight.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I have some mobile phones to sell, they've just came in from Albania and they normally retail at 40 nicker, but im giving it to ya for a 20 quid Beachy.

 

[Beach Hut]

Yes she is joining me tonight.

Excellent - bedroom or bar ?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Bedroom please Beachy.

 

[Beach Hut]

I have some mobile phones to sell, they've just came in from Albania and they normally retail at 40 nicker, but im giving it to ya for a 20 quid Beachy.

Sorry my friend this pub does not do sales - move on to Albion Market please

 

[Beach Hut]

Bedroom please Beachy.

Here we are then, please ensure James finally "corrects" Miss Moneypenny

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I will make sure Miss Moneypenny, has a great night tonight.

 

[Beach Hut]

I will make sure Miss Moneypenny, has a great night tonight.

Good, you must "correct" her

 

[Bakesy]

Taxi's arrived..........see you tomorrow chaps..........

 

[Blackadder]

I just polished off a bottle of Hardy's Australian Red!

Very Nice!

 

[Cian]

*stumbles in after clearing offo of Erdinger*

Pint of your cheapest there *collapses off bar stool*

 

[Beach Hut]

*stumbles in after clearing offo of Erdinger*

Pint of your cheapest there *collapses off bar stool*

I do apologise I sent Ting Tong off to go an find the Erdinger but you just can't get the staff these days.