The Bar Is Open

[Beach Hut]

Beach Hut where's my Baileys and Cherryade?

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[Beach Hut]

Can I have a double vodka and orange please, easy on the ice!

Hope your birthday was a good one!

There you go, sorry for the slight delay Ting Tong not happy tonight.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

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Cheers, lovely stuff.

 

[Beach Hut]

Bollocks am I

Bollocks you are Ting Tong

 

[The Large One]

Yes there you are

Thank you, my man.

Please may I have another?

Oh, and by the way, why is there an ugly man looking like he's wearing a Worzel Gummidge gimp mask, an ASBO in his hand and shouting like a twat? I thought he'd f***ed off to Wetherspoons?

 

[Hiney]

That went down a treat. Any chance of another Magners?

 

[Beach Hut]

Thank you, my man.

Please may I have another?

Oh, and by the way, why is there an ugly man looking like he's wearing a Worzel Gummidge gimp mask, an ASBO in his hand and shouting like a twat? I thought he'd f***ed off to Wetherspoons?

Sure can, the agency will "correct" Ting Tong shortly.

 

[Beach Hut]

That went down a treat. Any chance of another Magners?

There you go, enjoy

 

[Bakesy]

Anyone want to try a Baileys and Lime

 

[Hiney]

I've just seen Ernest out the back 'pleasuring' 1066 Seagull

Dirty bastard

 

[Beach Hut]

Anyone want to try a Baileys and Lime

Whatever you want you can have

 

[Hiney]

There you go, enjoy

Beautiful, cheers

 

[Bakesy]

I've just seen Ernest out the back 'pleasuring' 1066 Seagull

Dirty bastard

Shit............that's twice today!!

 

[Beach Hut]

I've just seen Ernest out the back 'pleasuring' 1066 Seagull

Dirty bastard

You just can't get the staff can you these days

 

[Beach Hut]

Shit............that's twice today!!

Ting Tong, stop pleasuring Mr Dudley and do some work

 

[Bakesy]

Whatever you want you can have

I don't want it.......just seeing if anyone else wants to try it.........i know Kev the Ape would........

 

[The Large One]

Anyone want to try a Baileys and Lime

Isn't that called an 'Elephant's Snot'?

Anyway, mein host, any more Duvel, please? *hic*

 

[Beach Hut]

Isn't that called an 'Elephant's Snot'?

Anyway, mein host, any more Duvel, please? *hic*

There you go Sir, Good Health

 

[Bakesy]

Isn't that called an 'Elephant's Snot'?

I've heard i called similar......a cement mixer is another name.......

 

[The Large One]

There you go Sir, Good Health

Cheers! HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


























































































Ah, that was good. Any more?

You're my best mate you are. *Buuuuuuurrrrpppp* Oh, excuse me.