The Bar Is Open

[Bakesy]

There you go Sir !

Thank you, sir.

 

[Bakesy]

Can we have a "Lock in??"

 

[Hiney]

Evening all, evening Beachy.

Just got back from visiting Mrs Hiney in hospital.

Any chance of a Magners?

 

[Beach Hut]

Can we have a "Lock in??"

You can but you need to slow down.

I am now the barman from "The Shining" BTW

I have corrected Ernest

 

[Beach Hut]

Evening all, evening Beachy.

Just got back from visiting Mrs Hiney in hospital.

Any chance of a Magners?

You can and there you are.

Drink it slowly otherwise I will "correct" you.

 

[Ernest]

f***ing shit pub anyway I'm going back to Wetherspoons

 

[Beach Hut]

f***ing shit pub anyway I'm going back to Wetherspoons

ASBO boy you are banned

 

[Hiney]

Oh lovely

Cheers Beachy - happy birthday

 

[The Large One]

Duvel it is - there you are.

Good work, fella.

Can I have another one please?

 

[The Large One]

f***ing shit pub anyway I'm going back to Wetherspoons

Bit classy for you, isn't it?

I'm sure some dosser has some turps for you in a doorway somewhere.

 

[Beach Hut]

Good work, fella.

Can I have another one please?

Yes there you are

 

[Cian]

Can we have a "Lock in??"

24 hour drinking - no need for lock ins...

 

[Ernest]

Beach Hut put a pint on the tab and make it snappy

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Can i have Baileys and Cherryade please.

 

[Bakesy]

24 hour drinking - no need for lock ins...

By prior arrangement only............

 

[Beach Hut]

Beach Hut put a pint on the tab and make it snappy

No chance ASBO Ting Tong, you are barred

 

[Beach Hut]

Can i have Baileys and Cherryade please.

If you must....there you go

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Beach Hut where's my Baileys and Cherryade?

 

[Ernest]

No chance ASBO Ting Tong, you are barred

Bollocks am I

 

[Starry]

Can I have a double vodka and orange please, easy on the ice!

Hope your birthday was a good one!