The Bar Is Open

[Beach Hut]

I'll aim my boot at your f***ing big arse in a minute

Right I am calling the local patrol now, to much abuse - think you have had one to many tonight.

 

[Ernest]

Right I am calling the local patrol now, to much abuse - think you have had one to many tonight.

please don't as I'm already on an ASBO

 

[Franks Wild Years]

"Happy birthday landlord this large wad of used 20's is for you".
" Can you just dim the lights please ?"
"Altogether now"........

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"You idiot! I said he likes football....."

 

[Franks Wild Years]

"And where's the bloody candles?"
"f*** sake if you wanna get anything done you got to do it yourself".
" And don't give me any of that "Its cos I'm green rubbish"

 

[Bakesy]

Good job the shop still had this one.......i know it is one of his favourites.

 

[Beach Hut]

Happy Hour Coming Up

 

[sams dad]

A fine pint of Harveys please mate,

Cheers

Make that 2 pints

 

[Beach Hut]

Make that 2 pints

There you go, Ting Tong has just changed the barrel

 

[Bakesy]

*whispers* There's no toilet paper in the Gents

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Better make it a swift half before I head to bed. Do you have Bishops Finger?

 

[Beach Hut]

*whispers* There's no toilet paper in the Gents

Ting Tong, Ting Tong - toilets rolls for the Gents plese (you'll feel at home there).

 

[Beach Hut]

Better make it a swift half before I head to bed. Do you have Bishops Finger?

There you go, Ting Tong's finger

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ah good. Taxis here. Good night all.

 

[Bakesy]

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY.............f***ing GET IN..........

 

[Bakesy]

A pint of Stella please and a pint of slops for the missus...........

 

[The Large One]

Is there a karaoke here or does the barmaid do table tennis ball tricks? So any chance of a sing-song with the ping-pong Ting Tong?

Oh, and a glass of Duvel, please Beachy. HAPPY BRITHDAY, old son.

 

[Beach Hut]

A pint of Stella please and a pint of slops for the missus...........

There you go Sir !

 

[Beach Hut]

Is there a karaoke here or does the barmaid do table tennis ball tricks? So any chance of a sing-song with the ping-pong Ting Tong?

Oh, and a glass of Duvel, please Beachy. HAPPY BRITHDAY, old son.

Ah Mr Dudley, Ting Tong seem to ave gone ome now.

Duvel it is - there you are.

 

[Redhead]

orange juice and whatever you're having