The Bar Is Open

[Beach Hut]

Come on.........the service here is aweful........

Sorry, here you go - barmaid has gone on strike

 

[Beeercan]

Just changing the barrel

It done yet??

 

[Beach Hut]

Just a bottle today barman. I feel a bit of a HANDBAG.

Sorry Ernest got in your way.

Becks or Bud ?

 

[Beach Hut]

It done yet??

Yep, there you are

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Who is trying to change me?

 

[Ernest]

the service is SHIT tonight must be a GAY night

 

[Beeercan]

Yep, there you are

Chin-Chin

 

[Beach Hut]

Who is trying to change me?

Calm down a barrel of beer not fun.

Any further orders ?

 

[Simster]

Sorry Ernest got in your way.

Becks or Bud ?

It's always f***ing Becks or Bud. I want a MICHELOB.

Oh and can I have the darts please?

 

[Beach Hut]

Chin-Chin

No Ting-Tong

 

[Bakesy]

Your barmaid has just shortchanged me, and i'm sure i saw her taking money from the till.......

 

[Ernest]

Where is my pint of Breezer ?

 

[Beach Hut]

It's always f***ing Becks or Bud. I want a MICHELOB.

Oh and can I have the darts please?

There you go one Michelob and a sharpened set of darts - aim at Ernest you can't miss

 

[Beach Hut]

Your barmaid has just shortchanged me, and i'm sure i saw her taking money from the till.......

Wouldn't suprise me, must call the agency and get Ting-Tong replaced

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Agency Barmaid has just arrived to help out with the rush...

 

[Beach Hut]

Where is my pint of Breezer ?

About to be thrown over you

 

[Bakesy]

OI....THAT f***ing HURT........WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING THEM THINGS.

 

[Beach Hut]

She could do a job

 

[Beach Hut]

OI....THAT f***ing HURT........WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING THEM THINGS.

Please aim the darts at Ernest

 

[Ernest]

Please aim the darts at Ernest

I'll aim my boot at your f***ing big arse in a minute