The Bar Is Open

[Lammy]

A pint of Old please

 

[Trufflehound]

A pint of Old please

I'll have one as well while you're there barman.

 

[Beach Hut]

OK after todays fantastic victory the bar is open and for good measure I suggest we have disco as well.



Where is Ting Tong I need a barmaid.

Join an orderly queue and have a drink with me (mine's a glass of white wine).

 

[John Boy]

A celebration Guinness is in order, please Mr Hut

 

[Beach Hut]

A celebration Guinness is in order, please Mr Hut

Coming right up - there you go (keep the change did you say )

 

[Race]

I'll join you in a little bop and a large one Beachy!

:dance:

 

[John Boy]

(keep the change did you say )

Not bloody likely

 

[Beach Hut]

I'll join you in a little bop and a large one Beachy!

:dance:

OK then here you are.

Would you kindly ask Ting Tong to stop dancing and get serving behind the bar - could be a busy one tonight.

 

[Beach Hut]

Not bloody likely

Oh well - in the Charity Box ?

 

[John Boy]

Oh well - in the Charity Box ?

okay, as it's Christmas...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Vodka Martini shaken not stirred please.

 

[Beach Hut]

Vodka Martini shaken not stirred please.

Ah James - Welcome back.

Would you like this served in the lounge or the bedroom

 

[Ernest]

I've just rung the council noise prevention officer as you do not have the correct licence.
So party is over

 

[Beach Hut]

I've just rung the council noise prevention officer as you do not have the correct licence.
So party is over

Get behind the bar Ting Tong - it's busy

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Ah James - Welcome back.

Would you like this served in the lounge or the bedroom

Lounge please sir.

 

[Ernest]

Get behind the bar Ting Tong - it's busy

Excuse me officer but this GOON does not hold a licence and is also a sex pervert please take him away to the cells

 

[Beach Hut]

Lounge please sir.

OK, grab an easy chair and I will prepare...........

 

[Beach Hut]

Excuse me officer but this GOON does not hold a licence and is also a sex pervert please take him away to the cells

Are there any bouncers out there

 

[Basil Fawlty]

OK, grab an easy chair and I will prepare...........

Cheers sir, is the blackjack room open tonight?

 

[Beach Hut]

Cheers sir, is the blackjack room open tonight?

Yes James - how many chips would you like ?