The Bar Is Open

[Edward Scissorhands]

Bucks Fizz please

 

[Beach Hut]

The computer says no.

The birthday is over.

Thanks for celebrating everyone.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Booooooo

Hissssssss

I'm NEVER coming back to your shoddy bar

 

[Bozza]

Where's my f***ing Savannah then?

 

[Les Biehn]

The computer says no.

The birthday is over.

Thanks for celebrating everyone.

Happy Birthday Beach.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Have I missed last orders.?

I didn't hear the bell ring.

 

[Bakesy]

Come on Beachy.....i'm thirsty again......

 

[Scotty Mac]

scrumpy jack

 

[withdeanwombat]

OK as it's my Birthday the bar is open, I am having a bottle of Kronenbourg.

Any orders ?

YES.CUT OUT THE TWADDLE AND CONCENTRATE ON FOOTBALL.

BIRTHDAYS?

BAH! HUMBUG!!!

 

[smudge]

What happened to the pubs never closing?

I'll have half a Hemeling & half a Tankard.

 

[Yorkie]

I go out for a Christmas meal and look what I missed

 

[Ernest]

I go out for a Christmas meal and look what I missed

You didn't miss much, only that clown Beach Hut making a fool of himself yet again

 

[Beach Hut]

 

[Yorkie]

You didn't miss much, only that clown Beach Hut making a fool of himself yet again

Great viewing

Nearly as good as you two in the car on the way home from Leicester

 

[Ernest]

Stuff it up your fat arse

 

[Bakesy]

Is it self service tonight?
Barman............BARMAN............

 

[Yorkie]

Is it self service tonight?
Barman............BARMAN............

I gave up waiting and went for a bath.

 

[Bakesy]

It's an outrage............it would never have happened in my Dad's day.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Oh, and by the way, why is there an ugly man looking like he's wearing a Worzel Gummidge gimp mask, an ASBO in his hand and shouting like a twat? I thought he'd f***ed off to Wetherspoons?

No its Magoo picking todays team

 

[The Large One]

Are you saying that...

Ernest and Magoo are the same person? f***ing hell.