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Back in the garage
- Nov 18, 2003
- 194
bring on the second english civil war
we'll have the bunting out and a full on party
we'll have the bunting out and a full on party
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Thatcher to be given a state funeral
- Thread starter Uncle Spielberg
- Start date
I'm more than happy with blanket tv coverage of Thatchers funeral. It will provide an excellent back drop to my street party. The tv will also provide an excellent target for my champagne corks as well.
Or get lost enroute to the funeral? He isnt too handy with a map is he.
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,199
I don't think she will ever die... I fear she may end up looking like Davros, face it shes close already !
I can see her in her motorised wheelchair and one working crooked hand ( remember, she had an op a few years back to straighten one of her hands.. spooky, eh ?) pushing buttons in the bunker of Tory Central.
She was a horrible bag who destroyed lots of manufacturing companies. She cost me my job when she de-regulated the Optical Industry. She started the process of selling off all our family silver to pay for tax cuts.
Thats why we drink French water which we heat with french electricity, oh, which incidently also powers our French trains.
Incidently, the government used to subsidise British Rail as we all know. What people do not realise is that the subsidies still exist but are now paid to the french train operators. thats why we have abandoned stations with no staff late at night.and yes, I know Virgin get it too but most train companies are now foreign owned if you follow the paper trail.
thats enough for now !.. she is a horrible old bag
I can see her in her motorised wheelchair and one working crooked hand ( remember, she had an op a few years back to straighten one of her hands.. spooky, eh ?) pushing buttons in the bunker of Tory Central.
She was a horrible bag who destroyed lots of manufacturing companies. She cost me my job when she de-regulated the Optical Industry. She started the process of selling off all our family silver to pay for tax cuts.
Thats why we drink French water which we heat with french electricity, oh, which incidently also powers our French trains.
Incidently, the government used to subsidise British Rail as we all know. What people do not realise is that the subsidies still exist but are now paid to the french train operators. thats why we have abandoned stations with no staff late at night.and yes, I know Virgin get it too but most train companies are now foreign owned if you follow the paper trail.
thats enough for now !.. she is a horrible old bag
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
LETS HOPE ITS SOON AND GET IT OVER WITH.
and of coarse we could always save the money and give it to some of the people whose lives she ruined.
and of coarse we could always save the money and give it to some of the people whose lives she ruined.
I don't think she will ever die... I fear she may end up looking like Davros, face it shes close already !
I can see her in her motorised wheelchair and one working crooked hand ( remember, she had an op a few years back to straighten one of her hands.. spooky, eh ?) pushing buttons in the bunker of Tory Central.
She was a horrible bag who destroyed lots of manufacturing companies. She cost me my job when she de-regulated the Optical Industry. She started the process of selling off all our family silver to pay for tax cuts.
Thats why we drink French water which we heat with french electricity, oh, which incidently also powers our French trains.
Incidently, the government used to subsidise British Rail as we all know. What people do not realise is that the subsidies still exist but are now paid to the french train operators. thats why we have abandoned stations with no staff late at night.and yes, I know Virgin get it too but most train companies are now foreign owned if you follow the paper trail.
thats enough for now !.. she is a horrible old bag
...and it was her deregulation, allowing banks to lend to any old Tom, Dick or Harry, which has led to the problems with Northern Rock etc.
Have faith, she will die one day and when she does please make your way to Osborne Villas as the champagne will be flowing.
when she fainted that time.....a series of emotions similar to the moment when Robinson passed to Smith in 1983 came over me.
dougdeep
New member
No, these things take months of planning.
Lord Bracknell
On fire
It's a Mail on Sunday story.
The headline ...
Lady Thatcher to be honoured with State Funeral but Palace fears there might not be enough troops to line streets of London
In 2006, Blair said she wouldn't get one. In 2008, Brown is planning a cunning stunt to bring the troops home from Afghanistan.
I'm warming to the idea.
withdeanwombat
Well-known member
You mean apart from being socially divisive,and having a set of policies based loosely on those of a corner shop,including a cost cutting foreign policy that led ultimately to the Falklands conflict and loss of life on both sides.
She was a true great,and worthy only of being a fete opener.It was a joyous day when her own party finally woke up and ousted the bitter old baggage.
There will be a party in my house when this sour old woman dies.
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,199
I just had a thought, as we all know ,costs for things invariably rise as time passes. So, just a thought, we could save money and have her funeral NOW, I know not being dead is a bit of technicality but I am sure that the Old Milksnatcher could be persuaded to get in to her coffin now. I'm sure she would appreciate the cost savings on gas for her cremation if we do it now ?:yahoo:
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
She hated football and will probably time her demise in order to disrupt FA Cup third round day...my favourite football day in the whole season.
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
Not really, plans were in place many years ago with respect to the demise of the Queen Mum...makes sense really as the only two things that we can be certain of are death and taxes...
Statto
007
Everyones invited to a party at my house when the old witch finaly croaks it!
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
I'll enjoy the day off, and mourn a great leader.
1234andcounting
Well-known member
- Mar 31, 2008
- 1,609
Good grief. It must be eating all that left over food that has left him so out of condition that he is not fit enough to clean a pair of shoes; and him a rugby player in his youth, too.
steward 433
Back and better
She was a typical politician!! Not always right not always wrong
Nothing special just another PM
Nothing special just another PM
Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!
Primary data is fact
Crap chemist though.