Tesco's Ginger card

[The Spanish]

Answer the question Spanish. He's told you want he does for a living and is getting a ribbing for it, only fair you give him the same opportunity.

no i never asked him. he just put it up on a website for free. i work in the maritime industry mate if its of any interest. proper boys stuff, not dicking around with f***ing computers and getting the piss taken out of me by traders.

 

[User removed 4]

do you count Spanish as one of your birds ?

come on rusty, let's get off birds...................................cos I've just got off yours !

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Morning All! Is this a private Binfest, or can anybody join in? I've been away (so I'm not really up to speed) but I'd like to think that wouldn't be too much of a handicap here tbh.

ps Can't stop long - as I need to go & put some more, ahem, RED COLOURANT on my hair. Sometimes it's HELL being a redhead ya know..

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

no i never asked him. he just put it up on a website for free. i work in the maritime industry mate if its of any interest. proper boys stuff, not dicking around with f***ing computers and getting the piss taken out of me by traders.

Hello sailor :safeway2:

 

[The Spanish]

Morning All! Is this a private Binfest, or can anybody join in? I've been away (so I'm not really up to speed) but I'd like to think that wouldn't be too much of a handicap here tbh.

ps Can't stop long - as I need to go & put some more, ahem, RED COLOURANT on my hair. Sometimes it's HELL being a redhead ya know..

no problem twinkletoes.

just to recap

i am a monkey
simeon (simon with an unnecessary extra letter) is trying unsuccessfully to stop the big boy traders looking at porn on the system so is a bit tied up
gingers are apparently a race of people

off you go!

 

[Simster]

Hello sailor :safeway2:

"I work in the maritime industry".

So basically he cleans barnacles off private yachts.

I see what he means when he says "if it's of interest" cos clearly it isn't.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

come on rusty, let's get off birds...................................cos I've just got off yours !

boom, boom, side splitting stuff from our own nappy wearing comedian.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

"I work in the maritime industry".

So basically he cleans barnacles off private yachts.

I see what he means when he says "if it's of interest" cos clearly it isn't.

Indeed. The deliberate vagueness of his response tells its own story.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

boom, boom, side splitting stuff from our own nappy wearing comedian.

......get the rubber pants out......

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

no i never asked him. he just put it up on a website for free. i work in the maritime industry mate if its of any interest. proper boys stuff, not dicking around with f***ing computers and getting the piss taken out of me by traders.

here he is...

 

[User removed 4]

The thing is, I know that Bushy isnt a looker, so they will be minging desperados whoever they are.

haha , there speaks a man who obviously has no experience of how to pull a nice bird, you probably met your skinny, crop haired, non smiling munter at greenham common or something, I just know that you have tread carefully in conversations about 'wimmins rights' with her or you get denied your bi monthly shag hahaha

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

here he is...

Notice the total wide BERTH everyone is giving him.

 

[User removed 4]

Indeed. The deliberate vagueness of his response tells its own story.

tell us what exactly it is you do then?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

haha , there speaks a man who obviously has no experience of how to pull a nice bird, you probably met your skinny, crop haired, non smiling munter at greenham common or something, I just know that you have tread carefully in conversations about 'wimmins rights' with her or you get denied your bi monthly shag hahaha

Bushy, this is all guess work. You're middle-aged, chubby and ugly: FACT!

 

[Simster]

Bushy, this is all guess work. You're middle-aged, chubby and ugly: FACT!

You forgot permanently angry, and defined by his bonus.

Just the sort of bloke that attracts top notch skirt, obviously.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

10.00. Thursday 17th December.Rueters.

The Spanish Armada presses home the attack on Rear Admiral Simsters Flagship, HMS Network, with the warcry feared across the Maine

"¡Simster es un homosexual competente en informática mientras que tenemos gusto de marineros!"

Rear Admiral Bushy brings his prow round and flaps his bilges at the empty Deck of HMS Network.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

tell us what exactly it is you do then?

I dont talk about my work or my private life on here. Well, I try not to. It's no big secret though. Should our paths ever cross I'll explain what I do, but not on here.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

no problem twinkletoes.

just to recap

i am a monkey
simeon (simon with an unnecessary extra letter) is trying unsuccessfully to stop the big boy traders looking at porn on the system so is a bit tied up
gingers are apparently a race of people

off you go!

Crikey! It's all a bit too complicated for me first thing in the morning tbh. I'll go & dye my hair & see if it gives me the required Ginger Boost to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with my oppressed bruvvers & sistas innit. Back in a bit.

GINGER ARMY!

 

[User removed 4]

Bushy, this is all guess work. You're middle-aged, chubby and ugly: FACT!

guesswork ? Not what our mutual acquaintance told me !and the only reason I'm chubby is the fry up your missus INSISTS on cooking me every time I spend the night !

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

and the only reason I'm chubby is the fry up your missus INSISTS on cooking me every time I spend the night !

Genius.