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[User removed 4]

What about both?

Before your missus gave you the spanish archer and you adopted the persona of the docklands róue her evenings listening to your insights must have been Marvellous .

Her.."I saw my mother today Darling"

You..."That two bob parasite, she's not fit to wipe our shoes babe, tell you what, why don't I get on the dog to Klaus at Duetchebank and order you a new German one on exes? he's got a whole stable of em I never liked her the workshy old ratbag, all that old soss after her hystericalrectomy was sooo dull"

Her.."But love, she's getting on and she has been poorly.."

You...Listen babe, I've juggled 3 or more mother in laws before, just keep em in sherry and slippers and your in..Just park the no good old minger eh?"

Her. "I'm leaving you, you pompous arsehole"

You..."s-alright babe, plenty more fillet o fish in the sea"

ad nauseum.

who said anything about my mrs giving ME the spanish archer ??

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

hahaa i could not give a f*** what you sad spastic thinks of what i do. i do not put it up in the public domain, you go 'digging'. i know which is creepier and nastier.

What was it again?

Theres a nerve hit if ever I saw one.

Bushy can't save you now.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

hahaa i could not give a f*** what you sad spastic thinks of what i do. i do not put it up in the public domain, you go 'digging'. i know which is creepier and nastier.

You've got him now Sim - hit him with a cricket bat whilst he is on the floor bleeding.

 

[Simster]

hahaa i could not give a f*** what you sad spastic thinks of what i do. i do not put it up in the public domain, you go 'digging'. i know which is creepier and nastier.

f***ing excellent.

You didn't care so much that you've spent all morning avoiding the question of what you do. And now you're ranting like a teenage girl.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

If they weren't, then a lot of people would spend a load less time on here, for starters...

..you make a very good point.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

This thread is superb!

I really need to know what Spanish does for a living now, as it would top this off nicely.

 

[Simster]

You've got him now Sim - hit him with a cricket bat whilst he is on the floor bleeding.

Funny you should say that.

He asked for a bit of banter first thing this morning. It's like he entered my house and tied up my family. And now the worm has turned and he's scurried off, but I've caught up with him and now here I am about to smack him over the head with a cricket bat.

There he is COWERING calling us "sad spastics" and "creepy". Look at what the nasty boys are doing! Hilarious.

Bushy would be all for this I'm sure.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

who said anything about my mrs giving ME the spanish archer ??

I can't think why I assumed that..what with all the genuinely hilarious observations and witty retorts you have on offer.

So, you kicked her out then? why, was she getting in the way of your hareem building?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Funny you should say that.

He asked for a bit of banter first thing this morning. It's like he entered my house and tied up my family. And now the worm has turned and he's scurried off, but I've caught up with him and now here I am about to smack him over the head with a cricket bat.

There he is COWERING calling us "sad spastics" and "creepy". Look at what the nasty boys are doing! Hilarious.

Bushy would be all for this I'm sure.

Don't tell Simster...its faaar better to have an ace in the hole.

 

[The Spanish]

Funny you should say that.

He asked for a bit of banter first thing this morning. It's like he entered my house and tied up my family. And now the worm has turned and he's scurried off, but I've caught up with him and now here I am about to smack him over the head with a cricket bat.

There he is COWERING calling us "sad spastics" and "creepy". Look at what the nasty boys are doing! Hilarious.

Bushy would be all for this I'm sure.

but rusty would not approve surely.

 

[Simster]

This thread is superb!

I really need to know what Spanish does for a living now, as it would top this off nicely.

You know how he's spent MONTHS acting like a chippy self righteous twat at anyone he doesn't agree with - normally pointing out those middle class desk jobs and not making anything as some sort of crime, especially when having an opinion that differs from his on all manner of issues, whether it's attitudes to immigrants, striking tube workers that sort of thing?

Well obviously The Spanish is the sort of person who makes things, isn't like those nasty middle class types who eat "ciabbatta with pine nut salads" at lunch and stuff. He's nothing like that. He is a real worker, a man of the people, a person of high moral fibre, a person with integrity, a person to look up to...

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I can't think why I assumed that..what with all the genuinely hilarious observations and witty retorts you have on offer.

So, you kicked her out then? why, was she getting in the way of your hareem building?

Bushy's a MAN. Of course he kicked her out. Just like he has a HUGE bonus, 3 birds on the go and probably goes hunting bears at the weekend with a big watch on his wrist. He's a MAN.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

but rusty would not approve surely.

nah, f*** it, I'm a hypocrite....smash him Sim! No mercy!

 

[User removed 4]

You've got him now Sim - hit him with a cricket bat whilst he is on the floor bleeding.

hahhaha 'you've got him now sim' you remind me of phil daniels character in the film scum, always hiding behind the bully, you joke .

 

[The Spanish]

nah, f*** it, I'm a hypocrite....smash him Sim! No mercy!

yeah you certainly are a hypocrite.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

hahhaha 'you've got him now sim' you remind me of phil daniels character in the film scum, always hiding behind the bully, you joke .

hang on, Batmans back...now where's Robin ?

 

[Simster]

nah, f*** it, I'm a hypocrite....smash him Sim! No mercy!

Should I post his company website and an article featuring the main man himself? The problem with this of course is that it plants him slap bang in the middle of all the pine nut salad for lunch purchasing throng that he rallies against. You know, the things that are a CRIME when you have a differing opinion to him on stuff like tube workers.

I'm still absolutely pissing myself that he described his job as "working in the maritime industry" like he's a proper man. It's just so f***ing funny.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I still don't understand a bleedin' word of this thread. I think I should've ditched the red & gone blonde to be brutally honest.


*Creeps off to check whether old white stilettos have any heels left on them*

 

[bhaexpress]

hahaa i could not give a f*** what you sad spastic thinks of what i do. i do not put it up in the public domain, you go 'digging'. i know which is creepier and nastier.

Oh, creepier and nasier eh ? You so have a job crawling down the sewage outlet pipes scrapping the bigger lumps off them. Yes, it is near the sea I suppose ....

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

yeah you certainly are a hypocrite.

ah, here's Robin! why dont you and Batman just pop off and have a quick reach around ? I am sure you'll both feel much better and a little less angry afterwards.