Mental picture of the person above you

[Easy 10]

FAX?? FAX?? I don't bother with such draconian methods of correspondence... A5 represents breaking free from the boundaries of A4-ism...to be confined to the page size that society dictates as the norm is like stamping down the voice of free speech - come Easy - break out of the chains of A4-ism.... step into the light of A5!!

Don't try to seduce me over to A5 with dewy-eyed romanticisms of heroic uprisings against oppressive A4 regimes. The anarchy and recklessness of A5 may seem attractive to you now. But its the solid and dependable A4 that will always be there for you to pick up the pieces when your fanciful dreams of A5-ism collapse around you in a deceitful and treacherous cloud of empty false promises and impracticle, unsustainable fads and trends.

If you only knew the POWER of A4.

 

[Marc]

Sickening Mental Picture




either that or BRENT

 

[Cian]

Baldy trekkie. Has the triangular badgy thingy on his lycra jumper.

 

[Adams score 0]

Crabtree.
Crew cut, beer gut,wears any thing that is clean,shaves when he wants.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Hyperactive Punk on speed best defines Crabbers methinks.

 

[Adams score 0]

Chapmans.
A little man like Ian Hislop.
Irritating laugh.

 

[caz99]

 

[Bluejuice]

caz99 = shiny and pink

 

[Cian]

Bluejuice has always struck me as vampiric. I have no idea why. Just the name I guess...

 

[tedebear]

Don't try to seduce me over to A5 with dewy-eyed romanticisms of heroic uprisings against oppressive A4 regimes. The anarchy and recklessness of A5 may seem attractive to you now. But its the solid and dependable A4 that will always be there for you to pick up the pieces when your fanciful dreams of A5-ism collapse around you in a deceitful and treacherous cloud of empty false promises and impracticle, unsustainable fads and trends.

If you only knew the POWER of A4.

The regime of A4 will end - we are moving with speed and great haste towards a paperless society, where the size of ones sheet will matter not, save your reems and your printer trays, your faxes and your copiers as they will become obsolete - and I will be happy that I once supported the beauty of A5, carried it in my bag and admired it even when not in the office. You will be remembered as the patron of paper size that provided bills and invoices, eviction notices and bank statements, I will be remembered for my scented small love notes opened with joy, birthday letters and thank you notes....

A5 is queen, and all others should bow!

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Strike: An earnest young lad, glasses maybe, slightly unkempt hair, perhaps a little bit too serious.

And this is what I think Easy 10 and Lush look like:

 

[CHAPPERS]

Chapmans.
A little man like Ian Hislop.
Irritating laugh.

 

[smudge]

Likes a pint in the Battle of Trafalgar.....in fact, likes a pint!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Strike: An earnest young lad, glasses maybe, slightly unkempt hair, perhaps a little bit too serious.

And this is what I think Easy 10 and Lush look like:

That's Gos from Big Brother on the left innit?

 

[caz99]

caz99 = shiny and pink

?

 

[Bluejuice]

Smudge... black hair, massive boobs and a fondness for Cockles

Can't think why I think of him like so...

 

[Marc]

And this is what I think Easy 10 and Lush look like:

OH...MY...GOD so very life like of Easy..although he's abit slimmer.....Easy that is

 

[Strike]

Strike: An earnest young lad, glasses maybe, slightly unkempt hair, perhaps a little bit too serious.

And this is what I think Easy 10 and Lush look like:

Right there except the glasses.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Caz - do you have a famous looke likee

 

[Easy 10]

And this is what I think Easy 10 and Lush look like:

Hmm, actually its not a million miles off, if you squint a bit. My goatee is not quite as thick and lustrous as that gentlemans, and I am perhaps a few pounds lighter. But carry on as I am in my current lifestyle, without shaving, and that could easily be me in 3 or 4 years.

Well, we've all got to have goals in life. Right ?