Letter received today from Conservative MP for Weaden - f***ing bad news

[looney]

Btw
If you send it to journalists they will laugh at your blatent political paranioa.

 

[WATF0RD ZERO]

Bit like we laugh at yours ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

You should also get this to the Argus' and BBC SCR news desks asap. This has the makings of a good little story... stadium scuppered by Prescott before new Inquiry, due process etc ? that type of thing,

NO. It isn't a good little story.

Let Martin Perry handle the spin doctoring. Random stuff thrown at the media can damage the campaign - particularly if people think that it's a way to have a pop at Prescott. And all on the say-so of one MP, whose agenda is almost certainly concerned with something else.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Bloody hell!

I agree with looney!

 

[Brixtaan]

Last I heard from my spy was that they were looking for ways to say yes.

My spy says that too.

 

[looney]

Pity you cant answer your pm's weasal.


Oh and Safeway your supposed to laugh you f***ing fezzed up monkey on a leash. Posting in a public forum you set yourself up to be judged by people who read them, so pipe down squirt or I'll shoehorn your head back up your arse with the dildo that just fell out of it.

 

[eagles #1]

So Palace fans will be voting Labour then.

Seriously though as me good old mate 'dougdeep' would say...'unlucky lads'.

 

[Pevenseagull]

My spys say things like 'the swallows are flying low this year' and 'my aunt is looking for a new watch'

they tend to say these things whilst sitting on park benches in trenchcoats whilst reading broadsheet papers with eye holes cut in them

my spys are good old fashioned spys

 

[Scoffers]

All the ODPM will say, if questioned is something like "no decision has been made, and we cannot comment on this any further prior to the enquiry"

But it's worth sending to MP and DK IMHO

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

NO. It isn't a good little story.

Let Martin Perry handle the spin doctoring. Random stuff thrown at the media can damage the campaign - particularly if people think that it's a way to have a pop at Prescott. And all on the say-so of one MP, whose agenda is almost certainly concerned with something else.

Ok Lord B take the point. But keep us posted on what the club do about this.

 

[Caveman]

Mine have little eyes?

On the similar note I got a letter today headed ....

"Proposed Modification Of The Brighton & Hove Local Plan"

It doesn't make much sense to me? Do I need to be writing back.

 

[Scoffers]

So Palace fans will be voting Labour then.

Seriously though as me good old mate 'dougdeep' would say...'unlucky lads'.

Fine, come down to see us next season and subsequent seasons and get wet through - see if we care !!

 

[Le Premier Cru]

...I'll shoehorn your head back up your arse with the dildo that just fell out of it.

How long have you been saving that one up?

 

[eagles #1]

Fine, come down to see us next season and subsequent seasons and get wet through - see if we care !!

No, cos without Falmer theres no BHAFC.

 

[Wardy]

No, cos without Falmer theres no BHAFC.

Um sorry to point out the obvious but we currently do not have Falmer, yet we exisit.

 

[eagles #1]

Um sorry to point out the obvious but we currently do not have Falmer, yet we exisit.

Are you spending more money than you are generating at an alarming rate?

 

[looney]

How long have you been saving that one up?

Thought it up yesterday ya festering bag of camel cock scabs. I dont save either Frodo, I'm quite liberal with the English language ya princess of pole dancing

 

[Caveman]

Same old Pal*rse

 

[Wilka]

Lets hope he is just talking bollocks. If not then

 

[Scoffers]

We exist, and will always exist, the difference Falmer makes is it will guarantee our future.