John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
FINALLY....SOMEONE else has found the MAGNIFICENT GHOST POO PHENOMENON !!!!
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FINALLY....SOMEONE else has found the MAGNIFICENT GHOST POO PHENOMENON !!!!
Was ot the best day of your life JD? Did you get a lump of toilet paper go to wipe but then realise it was in vain? And then get angry? Frustrated? And wonder if you were normal?
John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
These "ghost" poos we are discussing, generally surface for me about once every four months...however, only last week I went through a 3-day spell of ghost poos. It was a magnificent time, and in answer to your question. Was I frustrated ? No...the arms went up in the air, and a "Whoop" was experienced. Good Times.
TWOCHOICEStom
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I believe the term is "clean getaway"
John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
a ghost poo happens every so often but when it does...
WOW!!!
WOA!!!
YES!!!
i must discover what exactly creates a poo such as this!
What diet creates these beauties? Certainly not fibre.. that requires DAYS of wiping... but certainly not no fibre this creates the AGONY of constipation.
Don't worry i will find the formula!
WOW!!!
WOA!!!
YES!!!
i must discover what exactly creates a poo such as this!
What diet creates these beauties? Certainly not fibre.. that requires DAYS of wiping... but certainly not no fibre this creates the AGONY of constipation.
Don't worry i will find the formula!
John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
I've just noticed that I've made a third of all the posts on this thread....AM i REALLY that TWISTED ? 
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
I ate Cod and Chips for lunch, will it float or sink
John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
I'm goina go for float. I pray for a nice floater every day !!
I pray for a nice floater every day !!
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
I ate Cod and Chips for lunch, will it float or sink
SINK!!!!!*
*using the orthodox technique, not the AC Slater
Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
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did a ghost poo today - f***ing glorious - although i'd already cut off 5 squares for the "usually" messy initial wipe, so i just used this to blow my nose!
Brighton till i die
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I'm goina go for float.
Still cant get a floater.
Although last night i did THE shit i thought was finally going to rip my tea towel holder apart.
it was like trying to push a beach ball made of broken glass through my arse - as soon as the first log passed it was fine for the rest of the stint, however that bought tears to my eyes like never before!
AHH those are hard graft pooes... for the real man! I still haven't worked out what one has to eat for a floater.. i will work it out do. not. worry.
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
we NEED to find out what diets cause the following
The PHANTOM, The FLOATER and The HARD GRAFTER
The PHANTOM, The FLOATER and The HARD GRAFTER
John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
I have to report back that last night, I thought it was going to be a PHANTOM but it turned into, very quickly at that, A HARD GRAFTER...really hurt. I hate them ones.
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
I have to report back that last night, I thought it was going to be a PHANTOM but it turned into, very quickly at that, A HARD GRAFTER...really hurt. I hate them ones.
The ones that catch you by surprise are the worst. Especially when you think its going to be easy, but you end up having to FORCE the issue, and causing slight pain.
The worst ones are always after SPICY food, and you get the Jonny Cash problem
John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
I'm dreading to ask but what in the HELL is a Jonny Cash.
furthermore, I always find the grafters are HARDER to wipe. Bad times.
furthermore, I always find the grafters are HARDER to wipe. Bad times.