Is it EVER possible to do a .....

[Brighton till i die]

not yet, this morning I had a 6 piece Fry up, so I doubt the magic is going to happen today.

It is possible though, as there is always one floating in the train toilets without fail!

yeah i managed to do a single log floater 2 days ago - however i am gutted as i cannot for the life of me recal what i consumed that dayu to achieve it!

 

[Brighton till i die]

Ahh the old commuter present, nicely done..

Do you know how happy I was to find this thread at the top of the NSC tree ?

Morning all !!!

Morning dude....

...those train toilet shits that stick up and wink at you when you walk into the loos - they have GOT to be something to do with the loo's on trains, no?
everytime i f***ing walk into a train loo there is a foot long piece kicking back on a lilo in the toilet water!!!

 

[John Dorian]

Morning dude....

...those train toilet shits that stick up and wink at you when you walk into the loos - they have GOT to be something to do with the loo's on trains, no?
everytime i f***ing walk into a train loo there is a foot long piece kicking back on a lilo in the toilet water!!!

And it's usually a savage mess too...I wouldnt blame the toilet, just the user !! however at times when a FOOT LONG PIECE has been achieved, even I think I would leave it to be marvelled at by the next user of said train loo !!!

I had a shit late last night after a particularly fatty meal, and my god, it ripped my arsehole into pieces !!! It felt like I was giving birth to a two headed baby !!!!

It upsets me that us three are the only NSC people staying true to ourselves and keeping this thread afloat....oh the comedy !!!

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Let the good times roll, gentlemen, let the good times roll..

 

[Brighton till i die]

however at times when a FOOT LONG PIECE has been achieved, even I think I would leave it to be marvelled at by the next user of said train loo !!!

mate - that is SUCH a good point - next time i drop off a floater i'm gonna leave the fucker there bobbing around!

(even if its at HOME!!!! )

 

[John Dorian]

Another valid discussion point:

Why did they make the inside of toilet bowls WHITE ? why not a darker shade of colour to hide any embarrassing skid-marks from near explosive shits..

And if it is a good floater, I tend to think, why not leave it ?

I really don't think it is a good idea, and might be NSFW, but I remember a website that we used to drunkenly, view at uni...

http://www.ratemypoo.com

Happy Times...

 

[Mendoza]

what is the point of arse crack hair, it makes a MESS with hangover poos

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Have any of you ever been put through so much strain and agony when trying to have a shit, that you start to sweat excessively and thus find the need to remove your shirt to help release some of the heat boiling through your body?

 

[John Dorian]

what is the point of arse crack hair, it makes a MESS with hangover poos

This is what crack waxes are for...never had the bollocks to do it myself, might test some hair removal cream someday ?

 

[Brighton till i die]

Have any of you ever been put through so much strain and agony when trying to have a shit, that you start to sweat excessively and thus find the need to remove your shirt to help release some of the heat boiling through your body?

no but i have mopped my brow a few times!!

 

[wehatepalace]

We have a winner .......................NSFW Rate my Poo Monkey Arm

 

[John Dorian]

no but i have mopped my brow a few times!!

Is it just me or do the trousers have to come off every time a shit is performed ?

 

[Brighton till i die]

Is it just me or do the trousers have to come off every time a shit is performed ?

i'm ok if they're round my ankles - NEVER above the kness though as cant spread legs wide enough

 

[Brighton till i die]

We have a winner .......................NSFW Rate my Poo Monkey Arm

now that's a piece of ART!!

 

[Brighton till i die]

i did the smellyist poo ever yesterday - following a ruby murry the night before.... made my eyes water - i LOVED it.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I think my insides must be messed up. I never wee anymore when I'm pooing. No matter how hard I try it just doesn't come out. About 5 minutes after I have completed the transaction, THEN I need a wee and everything flows freely again.

 

[Mendoza]

Should the back to front shit be named the "A.C. Slater" or "David Brent" in hommage to two GREATS that sit on chairs back to front??

 

[John Dorian]

i did the smellyist poo ever yesterday - following a ruby murry the night before.... made my eyes water - i LOVED it.

Its ABSOLUTELY not WRONG to indeed LOVE the smell of your OWN SHIT. FACTOID.

 

[John Dorian]

Should the back to front shit be named the "A.C. Slater" or "David Brent" in hommage to two GREATS that sit on chairs back to front??

I am so happy this thread has re-appeared !!! made my day, beautiful scenes !! ha

As for the A.C. Slater- I don't know who that is, so it'll have to be Brent for me !!

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

As for the A.C. Slater- I don't know who that is