I need a MAN with a VAN

[Titanic]

Is there a river nearby Safeway, you could always use a PUNT !

 

[CHAPPERS]

Does that mean your sorted? Is this thread aborted?

 

[Titanic]

My mate ANDY will do it for a SHANDY!

 

[Safeway]

Just rung a bloke for a quote on a move. He wanted seventy quid, I wasn't digging his groove.

 

[Titanic]

Is that meant to be a rap... cos it isn't!

 

[Faldo]

Just woke from my siesta. Wanna borrow my fiesta?

 

[Simster]

My mate ANDY will do it for a SHANDY!

He'll do for a BEER Safeway you :safeway

 

[Titanic]

Hey, what's all the FUSS, just take it on the BUS!

 

[Faldo]

A moving firm I know is pretty nifty. Pricy though - costs a ton-fifty!

 

[Titanic]

If it was my mum and dad, they'd have offered to pay for the van!

 

[zefarelly]

If your new place has a moat, you'll definitely need a boat

but if it overlooks a Fjord then you may as well use a Ford

 

[Faldo]

How about a drive round lawn mower - I reckons thats a goer.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I know a GOAT who said you could borrow his BOAT, and his mate the SHEEP has a really good JEEP.*



* thanks due to the author of the kids book about a DUCK getting his TRUCK STUCK in the MUCK.

 

[Titanic]

If it's a sort of boat then I still reckon a PUNT would suit the... fellow

 

[Faldo]

If the river is irreversible, then you'll need some kind of submersible.

 

[Titanic]

You could ask the Former Dutch Marine if you can borrow his submarine! (although I'm not sure he be thrilled if you mention SUB's)!

 

[Faldo]

Good work - rhyming "marine" with "marine".

I cannae compete. Steve - live on the streets!

 

[Titanic]

I thought it was CLASSY, no need to get ARSEY!!

 

[Faldo]

I aint got a pissy - you raging great sissy!

 

[alan partridge]

you could ask a YANK porn star i know who's always covered in SPUNK to stick it in her TRUNK