I need a MAN with a VAN

Titanic · May 13, 2004

If you've got a FUTON, can I recommend a LUTON ??

zefarelly · May 13, 2004

thats scraping the barrel Chapman !

I know a guy called Maurice with a Morris

Trotster · May 13, 2004

i got a SAXO that can hold loads of PAXO

Barnet Seagull · May 13, 2004

Me mates an actor, you could borrow his tractor?

Safeway · May 13, 2004

f***'s SAKE.

Titanic · May 13, 2004

or then again, if you package everything up neatly, you could probably just get a BOX van ??

Barnet Seagull · May 13, 2004

Barnet Seagull said:
Me mates an actor, you could borrow his tractor?

I lied, I'm sorry, he's just bought a lorry.

Theatre of Trees · May 13, 2004

Ring Fred Binney, he's got a mini.

Brovion · May 13, 2004

Go and get DWAYNE and use his PLANE

(I'm sure he's got one now he's a merchant banker)

Lush · May 13, 2004

If you're not too ROWDY you can borrow our Audi.

Titanic · May 13, 2004

Perhaps you could just parcel everything up small - and post it to your new address ??

Safeway · May 13, 2004

Of this I am bored, I'm going to hire a FORD.

Brovion · May 13, 2004

Lush said:
If you're not too ROWDY you can borrow our Audi.

If it breaks down LUSH we could get out and PUSH

(sorry, I'll stop now)

Safeway · May 13, 2004

Titanic said:
Perhaps you could just parcel everything up small - and post it to your new address ??

Could be an idea!

Titanic · May 13, 2004

Would it be BARMY to call in the ARMY ??

CAFC Matt · May 13, 2004

I now a Pike with Bike

CHAPPERS · May 13, 2004

Save it all as a Word document and email it.

Titanic · May 13, 2004

I've got a Scandinavian friend with a shire... would a NORSE with a HORSE be any help ??

Theatre of Trees · May 13, 2004

I know a creep with a Jeep.

Barnet Seagull · May 13, 2004

Shame Judas Iscariot can't lend you a chariot.

:nono: