I need a MAN with a VAN

[Easy 10]

Have a word with Dover, I think he's got a Rover.

Or how about Artois - he's got a fast car.

 

[Titanic]

How about you just book your old folks into a home - then you don't have to move at all - and you can put up a snooker table in their bedroom. Sorted!

 

[CHAPPERS]

If you use it gently borrow my Bentley.

HOLLA!!

 

[zefarelly]

I've got a FORD PUBIC

Made up of old CORSAIRS

that is quality !

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I have a Megane...that sounds a bit like a van

 

[Titanic]

Jean-Claude VAN Damme - he's the MAN!

 

[zefarelly]

I know a Juliette with an Alfa Romeo . . . .its a wagon with wheels

 

[Easy 10]

You leeev up de roada ? Den borrow ma Skoda

 

[CHAPPERS]

Use one of them Aussie pick ups, i reckon you'd look cute in a Ute.

 

[Titanic]

You could ask the dustmen... you'd be onto a WINNER if you ask a BINNER!

 

[Titanic]

or ask Harty on the phone in... you could do much WORSE than borrow a HEARSE!

 

[Titanic]

hey Safeway... don't PANIC, just ask the TITANIC

(sorry, not really mate - I'd be CACK, I've got a bad BACK)

 

[Safeway]

Stick it up your bum, you lot are SCUM.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

dont be bitter, or a quitter....make sure you're a winner, not a sinner

 

[Titanic]

If you're in a JAM, you could borrow our PRAM !

 

[Publius Ovidius]

If later on you need a ladder, I could ask Edmund Blackadder

 

[zefarelly]

look on www.bob Marley.com

you could make light work by hiring the wailers with trailers

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh stop it Titanic, you're making him manic.

 

[Titanic]

Chappers, it's a fair COP, I'll try to STOP !

 

[Safeway]

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