I need a MAN with a VAN

[Trotster]

This threads going no where - go to the zoo and borrow a polar bear

 

[CHAPPERS]

For a couple of meals, i'll provide wheels.

 

[Faldo]

Yeah! Thats the STUFF - Yank bird and her MUFF!

 

[Titanic]

I think we are getting off the point here chaps... the first serious suggestion for AGES... oi Safegay, try the YELLOW PAGES !

 

[Barnet Seagull]

ask Shirlie and Pepsi, they may lend a Jetski?

 

[mk_bha]

i used to live in silwood rd.

good place.

check out freemasons for beer/birds , and mascara for decent food.

 

[Faldo]

Or if that doesnt suit, you could always try Loot.

 

[Marc]

if i put this in BOLD will it be in NSC GOLD?

dont be such a WUSS just borrow my LOTUS

 

[Titanic]

If it's not too FAR, you can use my TVR !

 

[Marc]

if your a WEINER just use my dads CORTINA

 

[Titanic]

If it's near the MARINA, the Volks railway would be GREENER

 

[Faldo]

The Cortina's a rust bucket. Oh I don't care - f*** it.

 

[alan partridge]

if there aren't any stairs you could always take a fleet of wheelchairs

 

[Faldo]

That must be a WINNAH - A chairlft from STENA?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

You must know a Sailor who'd lend you a trailer..

 

[zefarelly]

If you where a little less ganglier you could borrow my Anglia

If your scared of high speed
and its footwork you need
than I reckon a winners
gonna be borrowing a zimmer

 

[Titanic]

A mini is way too small... if you've got lots of WONGA a stretch limo's much LONGER!

 

[alan partridge]

That must be a WINNAH - A chairlft from STENA?

stena make ferries, not chairlifts


EVERYONE knows that

 

[CHAPPERS]

You're a bit too dishy for my mitsubishi.

 

[alan partridge]

and winnah and stena don't rhyme