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I need a MAN with a VAN
- Thread starter Safeway
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If not it's a PITY, this thread was quite WITTY,
I know some took the MICKEY, but it can be quite TRICKY,
To move across TOWN, so please don't FROWN,
and tell us your PLAN for a MAN and a VAN!
I know some took the MICKEY, but it can be quite TRICKY,
To move across TOWN, so please don't FROWN,
and tell us your PLAN for a MAN and a VAN!
Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
This thread was a strain, so he's moving by train.
Seagulltonian
C'mon the Albion!
Move by boat, I'll get my coat 
Oh dear Safeway's UPSET, feeling homesick I BET,
perhaps leaving MUM and DAD, is making him SAD,
or maybe he's SCARED and not quite PREPARED
for living ALONE, in a home of his OWN.
perhaps leaving MUM and DAD, is making him SAD,
or maybe he's SCARED and not quite PREPARED
for living ALONE, in a home of his OWN.
Oi Safeway, don't be a GRIZZLER, you sound like a CHISLA!
It's not NICE to behave like a SLICE!
Seagulltonian
C'mon the Albion!
Safeway said:
That post is whack, f**k you right back
Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
Yes! Ask Richie Morris for a lend of his Maurice
:safeway2:
:safeway2:
your moving plan's pants
but I wont put on a damper
you may as well just
go live in a camper
but I wont put on a damper
you may as well just
go live in a camper
Safeway, gay ? Well there's a surprise !
We hate Bellotti for his fraud and his lies!
We hate Bellotti for his fraud and his lies!