I know we have some laughs and jokes,
but have you sorted how you'll move out from your folks ??
but have you sorted how you'll move out from your folks ??
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I need a MAN with a VAN
- Thread starter Safeway
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you know how he's going to move out from his folks
with a german freind called Jurgen with an old green Volks (wagen)
with a german freind called Jurgen with an old green Volks (wagen)
Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
Fucks sake.
tedebear
Legal Alien
Barnet Seagull said:
what sort of moving van is that?? russian?
Barnet Seagull said:
What's your problem, you 'Luxury Twat' ?
I'm only asking, so what's wrong with that ?
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Dover
Home at Last.
If you're moving to PATCHAM, I know a bloke with a TANDEM.
Athletes foot ? or maybe it's mange ?
Whatever it is, it sounds slightly strange!
Whatever it is, it sounds slightly strange!
Did I say strange? I should have said queer,
cos that just like Safeway, or so we do hear! :safeway2:
cos that just like Safeway, or so we do hear! :safeway2:
Dover
Home at Last.
Are you going to help him pack his TRUNK,
Or have you already done it you freindly PUNK?
Or have you already done it you freindly PUNK?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Its not just the rhyming, these poems need rhythmCrabtreeBHA said:
It has to be said, some of these have been jism
There is no excuse, you should all take the time
To pace it correctly, and get it to RHYME
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Deano's Right Foot
Well-known member
This thread is on a downward trend
It's time, methinks, for it to end.
It's time, methinks, for it to end.
Rhyming rhythm with jism's a little bit sneaky,
but back to the point, if Safeway still peaky ?
but back to the point, if Safeway still peaky ?
Lord Cornwallis
Dust my pants
Never.
If you've still had no luck mate, I'll pop round with the V8.
Boat takes about 6 weeks, what's your time frame?
If you've still had no luck mate, I'll pop round with the V8.
Boat takes about 6 weeks, what's your time frame?
Hiya Safeway, your original posting said you were planning to move yesterday/today. Did you sort out your move ?
How's the new place ?? Missing Mum and Dad ?? Had a house-warming party yet ?? Trashed the place ?? Made friends with the new neighbours ?? got used to the strange smell of a new place ?? 'owned' the toilet yet ??
How's the new place ?? Missing Mum and Dad ?? Had a house-warming party yet ?? Trashed the place ?? Made friends with the new neighbours ?? got used to the strange smell of a new place ?? 'owned' the toilet yet ??