I need a MAN with a VAN

[zefarelly]

that doesnt rhyme at all
I think he's out . . .gone to the ball

 

[Theatre of Trees]

He fancied some chops, so he's gone to the shops

 

[Lush]

He had to carry it all and it's left in the hall.
He's not yet unpacked as he feeling too wacked.

 

[Dr Schnell]

My brother Rolf has a Golf

 

[Titanic]

that doesnt rhyme at all

I was trying to give him a break, but perhaps that was a mistake.

I thought he might reply quick, if we didn't take the mick.

but obviously I was not right, he seems to be ignoring this site!

 

[zefarelly]

thats not very nice, perhaps he's a slice

Its a regrettable thread, perhaps he wishes he was dead

but its not as bad as the PAckam Thread
after which Harts Shirt buried his head




(now that was desperate)

 

[tedebear]

he's moving this week
right as we speak
which is why he's not here
unless he's finished and drinking beer!!

 

[RalphMilne]

I think you are right, he's moving tonight...

 

[Turkey]

Hello Steven are you still heavin'?

 

[fataddick]

Are you aware every other building in Sillwood Road is a brothel?
Maybe you are, and that's why you chose it as the location for your hovel*.

(*must be prounounced slightly wrong to rhyme)

 

[Everest]

Sillwood Road? Blimey, that's a bit rough
Are you sure he wasn't telling a bluff?

 

[London Irish]

Sillwood is a bit of a urinal,
But who cares? It's the play-off final!

 

[Bozza]

May I be so bold,
As to suggest NSC Gold?

 

[Unigeeza]

I have a mate who regulary visits Sillwood road. I sure you can guess why

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

mates in a dodgy joint
and I think you've missed the point

 

[Trotster]

May I be so bold,
As to suggest NSC Gold?

 

[Titanic]

Can this be true ? Safeway... a hooker ??
It's not as if he is much of a looker!

 

[zefarelly]

well you know how it is when you become an old fart
you have to enlist the services of an old tart

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

some might suggest pot, kettle and black
and say your face should hidden by a sack

(apologies.. not that i've ever met you.. but it seems to work)

 

[Marc]

so Safeways on the streets, under the Red?
i bet he is searching, for a girl for his Bed