I need a MAN with a VAN

[Theatre of Trees]

.....or Ken Loach his coach

 

[Safeway]

Save it all as a Word document and email it.

How the f*** would I do that?

 

[CHAPPERS]

My smelly doctor has a helicopter?




And i'm outta here.

 

[zefarelly]

I know an ex army man . . . .a Ghurka with a sherpa

 

[Barnet Seagull]

How the f*** would I do that?

I've a mate with a scooter who could lend a computer?

 

[Lush]

How the f*** would I do that?

I think he is assuming that "all your worldly goods" mainly consists of INTERNET PORN.

 

[Titanic]

I've got a gay mate called Vandenburgh... no wait, that's no use, he's a VAN with a MAN

 

[zefarelly]

I've got an estate car that would hold your mini-bar

 

[Hiney]

A fish called WANDA has just bought a HONDA

Any good?

Safeway, how pleased are you that you started this thread?

 

[Titanic]

If you don't mind your stuff getting a bit grubby, my oriental friend can help out... he's a NIP with a SKIP !

 

[Safeway]

Safeway, how pleased are you that you started this thread?

About as pleased as the time I thought it would be a good idea to rub Deep Heat on my BALL BAG.

 

[Titanic]

About as pleased as the time I thought it would be a good idea to rub Deep Heat on my BALL BAG.

snort - oh dear, laughing out loud in the office is such a giveaway!

 

[Marc]

if you do want it done, you can have my McLaren F1


shocking

 

[Titanic]

Look guys, Safeway's just asking for help... we should all try harder... has anyone got a LADA ??

 

[Marc]

dont be a wally, just borrow a trolley




thats better!

 

[Paddy B]

Dont be nasty to poor old safegay, he just mistyped the title of this thread, it should have been

I need a man with a huge cock:safeway

 

[tedebear]

just call Mr Dragon at 1-800-WAGON...

 

[Hiney]

I've got a FORD PUBIC

Made up of old CORSAIRS

coat

 

[Trotster]

Save it all as a Word document and email it.

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Failing that you could always PM it!!!

 

[Titanic]

I've got a taxi ordered for the first sad-act who trots out the schoolboy 'Rolls Canardley' joke!